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Return to the Island of Dr. Simbeau — What happens when you genetically breed my NFL picks and mailbag columns and create a new species of Friday column? You enter the Island of Dr. Simbeau. When I first tried this gimmick last season, four readers were killed and another 53 were injured.

Grantland Summer Movie Preview: ‘Sleeper or Bomb?’ — Grantland's Bill Simmons, Wesley Morris, and Chris Connelly must decide whether Aloha, Tomorrowland, Maggie, Straight Outta Compton, Good Kill, and other summer movies will be sleepers or bombs. Click here for more installments of the Grantland Summer Movie Preview.

Grantland Summer Movie Preview: ‘Adult Movies’ — Grantland's Bill Simmons, Wesley Morris, and Chris Connelly break down the summer's "adult" films to decide whether they're worth watching on a date, at home on demand, or not at all! Films include Southpaw, Dope, Irrational Man, Love & Mercy, Infinitely Polar Bear, and more.
Jun 01, 2015

RT @JNegronBK: I've seen all that the Beach Boys biopic "Love & Mercy" has to offer (via @Wesley_Morris)……

Grantland Summer Movie Preview: ‘Summer Movie Confessions’

Complete Column Archives: Grantland Edition — NFL Playoffs: Divisional Weekend Mailbag * NFL: Peterson and Week 2 Picks * NBA League Pass Rankings, Part 2 (With Zach Lowe) * NFL: Week 15 Picks * NFL: Week 16 Picks * NFL Playoffs: Championship Picks Mailbag * NBA Playoffs: 30 Big Questions, Part 2 * The Career Arc: Duncan's Spurs, Part 2 * The NBA's Midnight Run: Summer Moves, Part 2 SEPTEMBER 27 * Review: The Power of Rush (Plus Week 4 Picks) * Who Has the NBA's Highest Trade Value?

Grantland Summer Movie Preview: ‘Burning Questions’ — Grantland's Bill Simmons, Wesley Morris, and Chris Connelly ask big questions about the female comedy renaissance, the future of horror movies, and whether 3-D sucks.

Grantland Summer Movie Preview: ‘Chris vs. Chris vs. Chris vs. Chris’ — Grantland's Bill Simmons, Wesley Morris, and Chris Connelly decide whether Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pratt, or Chris Pine has the most " Tremendous Upside Potential," best "LeBronability," and highest "Cuckold Threat Level" to determine Hollywood's dominant Chris. Click here for more installments of the Grantland Summer Movie Preview.
May 12, 2015

I believe this is the first piece of new Bill Simmons content since ESPN's announcement last week…

May 12, 2015

Most fun I've had doing anything on camera with @BillSimmons, @ChrisConnelly, and other dudes named Chris:

May 13, 2015

Which of the 4 Chrises will rule Hollywood? IMO: Chris Evans > Chris Pratt > Chris Pine > Chris Hemsworth…

Sporting Emotions at the Highest Pitch — Editor's note: With the U.S. soccer team playing a qualifier in Mexico City Tuesday, we thought we'd rerun this Simmons column from four years ago, when he made his first trip to Estadio Azteca for a U.S.-Mexico qualifier with similar stakes. This column originally ran on August 17, 2009.

‘The Grantland Basketball Hour’: Daryl Morey on Life As a GM; Diana Taurasi on the NBA Playoffs and Her Move to Russia — Basketball legend Diana Taurasi joins Grantland's Bill Simmons and Jalen Rose to talk about her career, her move to Russia, and the NBA playoffs. Houston Rockets GM Daryl Morey joins the show to discuss the Josh Smith acquisition, the Clippers series, and what it is like to be an NBA general manager.
May 08, 2015

Last night's Grantland Basketball Hour - @JalenRose and I talking hoops with @dmorey and @DianaTaurasi ...

Grantland Summer Movie Preview: ‘Are We Sure They’re Good?’ — Bill Simmons, Wesley Morris, and Chris Connelly take a look at the bodies of work of some of this year's summer-movie stars - including Paul Rudd, Seth MacFarlane, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Zach Galifianakis, and Amy Schumer - and ask, "Are we sure they're good?" Click here for more installments of the Grantland Summer Movie Preview.
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Aug 04, 2015

The 4 teams that never played in a Super Bowl... Browns, Texans, Lions, Jaguars.

Aug 04, 2015

Only four teams have never played in a Super Bowl. Can you name the four teams?

Aug 04, 2015

Sources - @rembert did NOT write the last Meek diss track, but he did listen to it, so I am not going to delete the tweet.

Aug 04, 2015

Sources tell me that @Rembert wrote Meek's last diss track.

Aug 04, 2015

My bad. It turns out that @rembert is NOT the father of Kim Kardashian's second baby. I retract the report and I have deleted the tweet.

Aug 04, 2015

I always thought that, if a potentially damaging report turned out to be completely 100% wrong, then it had ...

Aug 04, 2015

I can't say that I have enjoyed the Patriots training camp so far.…

Aug 03, 2015

Hope everyone read this weekend's news story about the massive blood-doping revelations in track/swimming/etc.…

Aug 03, 2015

James Harden is the runner-up MVP, dates a Kardashian and might sign a 200m shoe deal. Push it to the limit James!

Aug 02, 2015

"I'm pretty much the opposite of being a virgin." It's good to have Bachelor in Paradise back.

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