Writer, Sports Illustrated
Writing about college football at Sports Illustrated. Also posting occasional food erotica, but the NSA already knew that.
uproxx.com — For your sake, I hope it wasn't Tiny Tim. Those are some tulips that should NOT be tiptoed through. Anyway, the good folks at Gorilla Mask directed us to pbump.net, which will tell you "what your parents were probably having sex to when you were conceived," if you dare.
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