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Writing about college football at Sports Illustrated. Also posting occasional food erotica, but the NSA already knew that.
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@steakNstiffarms @InTheBleachers @E_ROCK12 @FosterLander @BarrettSallee You guys need to hit the Jamaican place next to Cali and Tito’s.
@jmalone11 That’s bleu cheese and hot sauce.
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Unless you’re doing Dan Kendra weight. RT @edsbs: The leg press is the early season FCS opponent of lifts.
The great @soniawt with the story of a very powerful pooch. espn.go.com/espnw/blog/pos…
According to this, it was either How Deep Is Your Love or You Light Up My Life for me. uproxx.com/music/2013/06/… #PleaseBeTheBeeGees
What Song Were Parents Listening To When They 'Made' You
uproxx.com — For your sake, I hope it wasn't Tiny Tim. Those are some tulips that should NOT be tiptoed through. Anyway, the good folks at Gorilla Mask directed us to pbump.net, which will tell you "what your parents were probably having sex to when you were conceived," if you dare.
Dear lord. The comments. RT @amk44139: LOL. I just posted it to MGoBlog. Someone had to.
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