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Kanye West as Teddy Ruxpin's voice is the greatest — Listen to the bears, bro. Rapper and future president Kanye West inspires with his nonsensical words about leather shirts and fresh juice, so why not give him the power to speak directly to our future - our children? Well, we've given him that power by replacing Teddy Ruxpin's voice with that of Yeezus himself.

The mashup of news anchors saying 'Deez Nuts' you desperately needed — Ballsy accusations, testy debates, schwetty press conferences - the 2016 campaign is off to a hairy start. Enter Deez Nuts, an independent presidential candidate currently polling at 9% in North Carolina. And because the media can't resist talking about euphemisms for testicles (guilty!), news anchors have been saying "Deez Nuts" on air a lot.

Bird rides on a hawk like a freakin' boss — Oh, you drove to work today? Amateur. A shrewd red-winged blackbird hitched a ride on the back of a red-tailed hawk because wing flapping is super overrated. The badass nature moment was captured by Mike White at the Boyer Chute National Wildlife Refuge in Nebraska and shared by the U.S.

Heartbreaking photo of dogs hugging saves them from being euthanized — Prepare to have your heart shattered - and then pieced back together. Two dogs escaped being euthanized after a photo of the pair hugging went viral on Facebook. The Angels Among Us Pet Rescue organization in northern Georgia posted a heartbreaking image of Kala and Keira hugging behind the bars of a shelter, just hours before they were scheduled to be killed.
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97-year-old great-grandma adorably dances with 8-year-old — Great-granny still has moves, little one. Cane be damned, a 97-year-old great-grandmother showed that she can still shake it when the right tune comes on - and with a little egging on by her 8-year-old great-granddaughter.

Amy Schumer gets a little too emotional on 'Tonight Show' — Amy Schumer showed off her Daniel Day-Lewis-size acting skills on the Tonight Show on Wednesday night. Schumer and Jimmy Fallon played a round of Emotional Interview, in which they each took turns changing emotional states on command while carrying on a normal conversation. Prep that Oscar speech, Amy.

Sassy dog refuses human smooches

The 10 most American things that happened at the World Cup final — U-S-A! U-S-A! Mission accomplished, America - the women's soccer team not only won the World Cup, but dominated in a 5-2 win over Japan. Four years ago, the team lost in penalty kicks against Japan in a heartbreaking final for a promising squad.
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Heartbreaking 'Humans of New York' photo of gay boy brings out the best in the Internet — Sometimes the Internet can be a good place filled with good people. On Friday, Humans of New York photographer Brandon Stanton posted a heartbreaking image of a young boy with the caption, "I'm homosexual, and I'm afraid about what my future will be and that people won't like me."

Fearless girl rips out own tooth with a slingbow — Hey, tooth fairy, you should know that Alexis Davidson is a badass. The 11-year-old removed her own tooth with a slingbow while her dad filmed the creative extraction in slow-motion. Alexis looks nervous as she pulls back the bow, but in an instant, the tooth comes flying out of her mouth and she lifts her arm in amateur dentistry victory.
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Sep 01, 2015

Justin Bieber Crying at the VMAs t-shirts. @bkurbs and I are Internet humans.

Sep 01, 2015

On today's installment of Mediocre Photoshopping of Kim Jong-Un: Sandwich Factory.

Aug 31, 2015

RT @Lubchansky: i hate to be a pedant but you guys are using the word wrong. a "millennial" is someone who has been alive for a thousand years

Aug 30, 2015

RT @tricia_gilbride: Why would @anniecolbert tell her writers "I need everyone to not cry" even though it clearly worked well for Bieber? Let me be Bieber.

Aug 30, 2015

Justin Bieber is the guy your aunt dated in 1993 after her divorce. #VMAs

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