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"Oh no," I replied, lamely. But you see I had to get going. My daughter and I were on our way to the grocery store.
Stopped to talk to my elderly neighbor. "I had a heart attack a month ago," she said, then leaned in and whispered, "I want to die."
RT @jeremybotter: Fridays are the best because I wake up to a new Breakfast of Champeens email from @chaddundas and @benfowlkesMMA.
Something you need to know about @chaddundas: At the jukebox, he leads with Metallica's "One" in order to get his money's worth.
RT @Jon_Anik: OK. Just listened to the audio file of Joanna Jedrzejczyk. Now not so sure I'll be able to pronounce it by tomorrow. Man alive.
@julesk_fighter Your life isn't over yet.
How else you gonna hear about Joe Biden quoting his own father to Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu: "There's no sense dying on a small cross."
Even when the paywall goes back up, consider subscribing to the New Yorker. Costs about the same as Fight Pass, and I use it more often.
Don't forget the naked woman silhouette mud flaps. RT @BrianDermody Wait, Air Force Two is a custom burnt orange '73 Dodge Challenger?
Recommended while the New Yorker's pay wall is down: Profile on Joe Biden in this week's issue. Air Force Two is exactly how you'd expect.
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