Andy Borowitz

Obama Denies Role in Government

newyorker.com — WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-President Obama used his weekly radio address on Saturday to reassure the American people that he has "played no role whatsoever" in the U.S. government over the past four years. "Right now, many of you are angry at the government, and no one is angrier than I am," he said.

Obama Denies Role in Government

newyorker.com — WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-President Obama used his weekly radio address on Saturday to reassure the American people that he has "played no role whatsoever" in the U.S. government over the past four years. "Right now, many of you are angry at the government, and no one is angrier than I am," he said.

Fox: New Evidence Hillary Killed Lincoln

newyorker.com — WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-In what may be the most serious allegation ever made against the former Secretary of State, Fox News Channel reported today that Hillary Clinton was involved in the conspiracy to murder President Abraham Lincoln. The latest charge against Mrs.

N.R.A. Leader Warns of Rising Cost of Senators

newyorker.com — HOUSTON ( The Borowitz Report)-National Rifle Association C.E.O. Wayne LaPierre used his opening speech at the N.R.A.'s national convention today to highlight several challenges facing the organization, including what he called "the rising cost of Senators." "Over the past few years, we've seen the price of purchasing a Senator surge astronomically," he told the N.R.A.

N.R.A. Leader Warns of Rising Cost of Senators

newyorker.com — HOUSTON ( The Borowitz Report)-National Rifle Association C.E.O. Wayne LaPierre used his opening speech at the N.R.A.'s national convention today to highlight several challenges facing the organization, including what he called "the rising cost of Senators." "Over the past few years, we've seen the price of purchasing a Senator surge astronomically," he told the N.R.A.

Pope Francis Tells Pope Benedict to Stop Rolling His Eyes in Meetings

newyorker.com — VATICAN CITY ( The Borowitz Report)-Pope Emeritus Benedict's return to the Vatican began on a sour note today as the current Pope, Francis, reprimanded him for rolling his eyes sarcastically during meetings, observers said.

Pope Francis Tells Pope Benedict to Stop Rolling His Eyes in Meetings

newyorker.com — VATICAN CITY ( The Borowitz Report)-Pope Emeritus Benedict's return to the Vatican began on a sour note today as the current Pope, Francis, reprimanded him for rolling his eyes sarcastically during meetings, observers said.

Pope Francis Tells Pope Benedict to Stop Rolling His Eyes in Meetings

newyorker.com — VATICAN CITY ( The Borowitz Report)-Pope Emeritus Benedict's return to the Vatican began on a sour note today as the current Pope, Francis, reprimanded him for rolling his eyes sarcastically during meetings, observers said.

Pope Francis Tells Pope Benedict to Stop Rolling His Eyes in Meetings

newyorker.com — VATICAN CITY ( The Borowitz Report)-Pope Emeritus Benedict's return to the Vatican began on a sour note today as the current Pope, Francis, reprimanded him for rolling his eyes sarcastically during meetings, observers said.

Andy Borowitz: The Borowitz Report

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