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Andy Borowitz: The Borowitz Report

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Scalia Never Going to Another N.B.A. Game

newyorker.com — WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report) - Justice Antonin Scalia disrupted the normally tranquil atmosphere of the Supreme Court today, bursting from his office to shout, "I'm never going to another damn N.B.A. game as long as I live!"

Scalia Never Going to Another N.B.A. Game

newyorker.com — WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report) - Justice Antonin Scalia disrupted the normally tranquil atmosphere of the Supreme Court today, bursting from his office to shout, "I'm never going to another damn N.B.A. game as long as I live!"

Scalia Never Going to Another N.B.A. Game

newyorker.com — WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report) - Justice Antonin Scalia disrupted the normally tranquil atmosphere of the Supreme Court today, bursting from his office to shout, "I'm never going to another damn N.B.A. game as long as I live!"

Scalia Never Going to Another N.B.A. Game

newyorker.com — WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report) - Justice Antonin Scalia disrupted the normally tranquil atmosphere of the Supreme Court today, bursting from his office to shout, "I'm never going to another damn N.B.A. game as long as I live!"

Republicans Accuse Obama of Using Position as President to Lead Country

newyorker.com — WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-Responding to reports that President Obama is considering signing as many as nineteen executive orders on gun control, Republicans in Congress unleashed a blistering attack on him today, accusing Mr. Obama of "cynically and systematically using his position as President to lead the country."

First Bush Library Quietly Celebrates Eleventh Anniversary

newyorker.com — GUANTÁNAMO BAY, CUBA ( The Borowitz Report)-While former Presidents and a star-studded cast of other dignitaries gather in Dallas, Texas, today for the dedication of the George W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum, the first library opened by Mr. Bush, located in Guantánamo, Cuba, celebrated its eleventh anniversary in January with considerably less pomp.

First Bush Library Quietly Celebrates Eleventh Anniversary

newyorker.com — GUANTÁNAMO BAY, CUBA ( The Borowitz Report)-While former Presidents and a star-studded cast of other dignitaries gather in Dallas, Texas, today for the dedication of the George W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum, the first library opened by Mr. Bush, located in Guantánamo, Cuba, celebrated its eleventh anniversary in January with considerably less pomp.

First Bush Library Quietly Celebrates Eleventh Anniversary

newyorker.com — GUANTÁNAMO BAY, CUBA ( The Borowitz Report)-While former Presidents and a star-studded cast of other dignitaries gather in Dallas, Texas, today for the dedication of the George W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum, the first library opened by Mr. Bush, located in Guantánamo, Cuba, celebrated its eleventh anniversary in January with considerably less pomp.