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Writer at Gawker. Cofounder of (Tumblr's premier Taylor Swift Fragrance Review tumblr). Email your ghost stories to caity[at]gawker.

Spine-Chilling Video Forsees Taylor Swift's Horrifying Death — Taylor Swift, Mistress of the Hunt, Defender of Maidens, Soother, Light-Bringer, Diana Venatrix in Keds by Taylor Swift for Keds Collection, stars in a new advertisement for cola pop marching onto TVs this Friday. For now, you can watch it above, if you are of age. It is too dark for children.

10-Year-Old Girl Meets Hillary Fuckang Clintaaaaaaaan!!!! — At a campaign stop in Denver on Monday, Hillary Clinton had the distinct pleasure of drinking coffee and meeting a 10-year-old young girl named Macy Friday. Clinton was in town to support Colorado Senator Mark Udall in his quest for re-election. Macy and her family (brother Finn, parents Derek and Elaine) are from Ohio.

Megan Fox Speaks In Tongues and Is Symmetrical: an Analysis of Esquire's Terrible Profile — Megan Fox is a cuckoo clock rooster crowing "Wack-a-doodle-doo" at the midnight moon, and still the primary focus of her new Esquire profile is that Megan Fox is pretty. The following is just a brief sampling of the dozens (hundreds? thousands?)

Harry Styles Barfs All Over America's Majestic Roadside in Cool Photos — EXCLUSIVE: Harry Styles forced to pull over on busy LA freeway to throw up - Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) October 13, 2014 One Direction star Harry Styles finally threw up up all the butterflies that have been fluttering around his stomach ever since he made eye contact with a beautiful girl who didn't know how beautiful she was on Saturday, when he was photographed showering a California highway with hot vomit kisses.

There Is No Dignity in Existence: The Best Celeb Photos of the Week — Life is an electrocardiogram in which indignities and downtime are rendered as valleys and peaks, respectively. These are the locations and conditions in which celebs found themselves this week: Taylor Swift in London. Nicole Richie in Los Angeles. Angelina Jolie in open-toed shoes in Buckingham Palace. [Getty] Benedict Cumberbatch and Keira Knightley in rain.

The Best Restaurant in New York Is: The Macy's Basement — Rich: We're kicking off Gawker's Christmas 2014 coverage with a trip to Macy's! Where shiny red balls hang from the ceiling gently suggesting that you should start buying because Christmas is just around the corner! It's Christmas time in the city, Caity, and all I want is some fried food.

Philly Unveils World’s Largest T-Shirt Cannon; Haters Crying Themselves to Sleep; They Literally Cannot Believe It — ATTENTION, ATTENTION: THE GAME HAS COMPLETELY CHANGED NOW THAT PHILLY HAS JUST UNVEILED THE WORLD'S LARGEST T-SHIRT CANNON. The Philadelphia 76ers announced today that opening night will see the release of not only an unstoppable force of flawless basketball playing demons, but also THE WORLD'S LARGEST T-SHIRT CANNON, CAPABLE OF FIRING 100 T-SHIRTS PER MINUTE, LAUGHING IN THE FACE OF THE INDUSTRY STANDARD: 20 T-SHIRTS PER MINUTE.

Blake Lively's Newest Curation Is Artisanal Human Child Inside Herself — The female experiment collaged into existence from God's aspirational Pinterest board, Blake Lively, has reached another milestone on her languid, golden journey toward inevitable death: She is pregnant. Lively revealed her pregnancy in an autumn and family-themed post on on Preserve, the fancy shopping website it is her life's mission to edit.

Real Housewives Star Joe Giudice Sentenced to 41 Months in Prison — In a scene nearly as dramatic as the time Aviva confronted Sonja about skipping a charity spin class to spend time with her dog, a New Jersey judge sentenced Real Housewives of New Jersey star Giuseppe "Joe" Giudice to 41 months in prison for bankruptcy, mail, and wire fraud.

Letters, Ranked — Not all letters are created equal. For instance, "B" is dumb. In the past, it was difficult for the masses to know which letter was best. Now, finally, there is a ranking of the letters of the basic Latin alphabet. Factors considered include: Is everyone following what I'm saying? 26.
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Oct 19, 2014

Do any teens want to see #BeyondTheLights w me or r u all busy? I have a valid (PA) driver's license & can use my mom's car w advance notice

Oct 19, 2014

"Power bars" are a PLACEBO! True power comes from BELIEVING IN YOURSELF!!!

Oct 19, 2014

RT @chrissyteigen: I'm more surprised that the road to hell is paved

Oct 18, 2014

So far this year, have found french fries in clean, put-away clothes TWICE. Only explanation: my clothing is slowly turnin into french fries

Oct 17, 2014

@chrissyteigen If you do end up receiving a Gawker sweatshirt in the mail I'd ask that you set it aside for me bc I would really like one ;(

Oct 17, 2014

@chrissyteigen This store is 100 ft from where I work. Would send you a Gawker sweatshirt but I think only our salespeople have them. #shirt

Oct 17, 2014

.@TCBerman has got the brain of a child and the body of a much older man. Here's a post about his upcoming 30th bday:…

Oct 16, 2014

RT @jackdickey: .@TIME sent me on an odyssey to see what our generation will do about retirement. And it's in front of the paywall!…

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