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Classy Tennessee Frat Bros Drink Wine Now (With Their Butts. They're Butt Chugging the Wine.) — The University of Tennessee chapter of the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity has just been suspended after its members began embracing the Real Housewives of New York City lifestyle a little too enthusiastically. A 20-year-old brother ended up in the hospital early Saturday morning with severe alcohol poisoning, after having wine squirted up his rectum in a practice known as " butt chugging."

Have a Restful Weekend! — Hey there, Upper East Siders. Gawker here. Before you traipse off to slumber or a sex club tonight, please take a moment to appreciate this photo, submitted by tipster @AnimalFarmNYC, which allegedly depicts former NYU student and successful author Dan Humphrey "sleeping and/or meditating" at a Manhattan coffee shop earlier this evening.

Beyoncé's Surprise New "7/11" Video Is A Sexy Dork Orgy — Like the God of the Old Testament, Beyoncé's terrifying wrath is matched in severity only by her overwhelming creative prowess. That is why on Friday night she released a video for 7/11, a track from her upcoming album that was released on Friday morning.

The Best Restaurant in New York Is: The 9/11 Memorial & Museum — Caity: The twin reflecting pools at the National September 11th Memorial are just what memorials should be: vast, and arresting, and humbling, and sad. The museum is very expensive. Rich: I was really surprised how moved I felt looking at the North pool, which is the one I came upon first.

Solange's Wedding Featured Something Borrowed, Something Blue, HIVES — Normally Michelle Williams is the person in Beyoncé's sphere who is regarded with the most pity. Over the weekend, however, that distinction went to Solange Knowles, whom God would not allow to be more beautiful than her sister, even on her wedding day.

Pop Quiz: Can You Tell The Olsen Twins Apart? — Can you tell the Olsen twins apart? Mary-Kate right, Ashley left. Mary-Kate left, Ashley right. Mary-Kate right, Ashley left. Mary-Kate left, Ashley right. Mary-Kate right, Ashley left. Mary-Kate right, Anna Wintour further right, Ashley left. Mary-Kate left, Ashley right. Can you tell the Olsen twins apart? Sure you can.

New Taylor Swift Video Asks: What If Beyoncé Were White And Insane? — According to director Joseph Kahn, for a few hours on the morning of November 10th, the yoohoos at Yahoo prematurely uploaded the unpremiered video for Taylor Swift's new single "Blank Space." While the file was pulled shortly thereafter, fan-uploaded versions continue to surface.

Broken Beyoncé Malfunctions; Warranty Invalid Due to User Error — Last night, rapper Jay Z and his lifelike wife Beyoncé attended a basketball game in Brooklyn, where they watched the Nets thrash the visiting Oklahoma City Thunder, 116 to 85. Or, anyway, that's what was happening in front of them. God only knows what Beyoncé was seeing.

Is Fun-Sized Candy Really More Fun? A Comprehensive Investigation — We love our children very much, mostly because we can dress them however we like. But sometimes, particularly on Halloween, we cannot or do not wish to give them the full sized candies their hearts desire. Which trick-or-treat-sized candies retain the most charms when shrunk from big to small?

The Best Restaurant in New York Is: The Empire State Building — Rich: Everything leading up to our meal at STATE Grill and Bar at the Empire State Building was so pleasant. The woman who called to confirm our reservation pronounced my last name right with no prompting. The greeting I received upon entering the actual Empire State Building was a jolly "WELCOME TO THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING!"
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Nov 22, 2014

Something so eerie about Beyoncé having fun. Having fun is a class and Beyoncé wants to get a 100% in that class.

Nov 22, 2014

@unionmarket Hello Union Market. Can u please identify the source of the Christmas/holiday jazz u play inside yourself? Very important 2 me.

Nov 21, 2014

Can You Spot Blue Ivy's Split-Second Cameo in Her Mom's Freak-Nasty Sex Vid That I Love… 0:58 0:58 0:58

Nov 21, 2014


Nov 21, 2014

@leahfinnegan Every time I meet someone new, I will check their name against this list of names. If they appear on the list I will walk away

Nov 21, 2014

Once again my daughter Beyoncé has inspired me to get a divorce through the power of her wonderful music thank you angel

Nov 20, 2014

@allierileyjones I'm going to sing this song to you every day for the rest of your life.

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