Give up your inquiries which are completely useless, and consider these words a second warning.

The Hazards of Other Planets

nytimes.com — The company Mars One is trying to establish colonies on Mars by offering one-way trips there within the next 10 years. I've gotten into heated debates about the ethical implications of sending people on these trips.

His Qualifications - and Mine

nytimes.com — While volunteering at a local charity, I became friends with a fellow worker. I considered recommending him for membership to a local service club. The club requires vetting, so I checked him out and discovered that he had been convicted of tax fraud, disbarred from practicing law and sentenced to three years in prison.

Two Cents, Too Late

nytimes.com — On public transportation, a young man entered my train car and made an announcement requesting money to pay for medication he needed. Three college-age men teamed up to contribute around $20. After the man left the car, a person sitting next to the trio told them that the man was actually a scammer who had used that pitch on a regular basis for a long time.

The Case for Throwback Baseball Uniforms

nytimes.com — Some Major League Baseball teams wear retro uniforms as alternates, allowing for increased opportunities to market jerseys to fans. I've seen some teams wearing Negro league jerseys as retro alternates. Ostensibly, they're celebrating the tradition of Negro league baseball - but it's an odd premise, given that Major League Baseball is the same organization that didn't allow black players until after World War II.

Last Train to Memphis: The Rise of Elvis Presley

powells.com — Last Train to Memphis by Peter Guralnick: From the moment that he first shook up the world in the mid 1950s, Elvis Presley has been one of the most vivid and enduring myths of American culture. Last Train to Memphis: The Rise of Elvis Presley is the first biography to go past...

D-List Doppelgänger

nytimes.com — I share a highly uncommon name with a very minor celebrity who hasn't worked much in decades. A fan, mistaking me for the celebrity, sent me a note offering praise for his fine work several decades ago and asked for an autograph on an enclosed publicity photo.

Jimmy Page--GQ Men of the Year--Rock God

gq.com — Sure, you can ask Jimmy Page about all the groupies and drugs and why Robert Plant seems like such a standoffish dick, but he might throw a television at you. (And then give an answer that's as awesome as it is unexpected.)

Should Free Office Food Be Taken Home?

nytimes.com — My company offers certain food items free in our office pantry. Every morning, my co-worker Brandon eats a serving of Cheerios from the pantry while getting settled for the day. Would it be acceptable for him to take the cereal home the night before and eat it before going to the office?

The Standout First-Year Commissioner

gq.com — The NBA's most impressive floor general is a six-foot-three Duke graduate who hasn't played competitive hoops in decades. He is Adam Silver, the first-year commissioner whose decisive performance thus far has made his veteran counterpart in the NFL look even more inept by comparison.

Sorry, No One’s Sitting There

nytimes.com — When my wife and I go to the movies, I typically buy a third reserved seat so I can keep the seat next to me empty. I prefer - but by no means need, either physically or psychologically - the extra space. My wife finds this new habit of mine rather absurd and extravagant.
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Mar 20, 2015

This is an almost perfect description of the current NCAA basketball delimma: es.pn/1CBqM6d

Mar 17, 2015

@JnnyG Could you follow me for 1 day so that I could send you a DM? I want to briefly ask you something for a project I'm pursuing. Thanks.

Mar 17, 2015

@JnnyG Mr. Greenwood. This is Chuck Klosterman. I am a writer and journalist in Brooklyn. I interviewed you for SPIN in 2003. [1]

Mar 05, 2015

Good peice on the limitless contradictions within hardcore, by Kalefa Sanneh: nyr.kr/1Bx6QRv

Mar 04, 2015

RT @fimoculous: Be thankful you are living in the Golden Age of thinking this is the Golden Age of Journalism.

Mar 04, 2015

RT @MsMelissaMaerz: .@Vilkomerson, @JenMSilverman and I won a Gracie Award for our radio show! We're last, way below Julia Roberts tinyurl.com/qjgudrj

Feb 27, 2015

RT @iancrouch: Being this strangely cool was "Highly Illogical." Bop out to Leonard Nimoy: youtube.com/watch?v=6C70QR…

Feb 27, 2015

Well, what can I say? Please show me another confusing dress.

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