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New York, NY
Senior Editor, Television — Adweek

Untouchable Boy Genius.

Aug 22, 2014

The worst part of the strawberry third of Neapolitan ice cream is the little freeze-dried greeblets of "fruit"* in the matrix. *red boogers

Aug 22, 2014

Not sure what Con-Ed thinks they're up to when they thank me for being a customer. My only alternative is candles and a fucking ice box.

Aug 22, 2014

@KateAurthur Whenever her site goes dark for a spell, I always assume that she's on her way to becoming Homer Barron in A Rose for Emily…

Aug 22, 2014

@TomVH @pink_funk Inevitably, some awful sorority girl will customize this with a garter belt and a sports bra to make it "sexy."

Aug 22, 2014

@TVMoJoe When it comes right down to it, I'm more of a blunt-force trauma arbiter of taste and decency…

Aug 22, 2014

If I see you wearing this on Halloween, you're getting clobbered with a nine-iron.

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