Untouchable Boy Genius.
The worst part of the strawberry third of Neapolitan ice cream is the little freeze-dried greeblets of "fruit"* in the matrix.
THIS IS MORE LIKE IT: pic.twitter.com/T7rREVZ4SU
@AlexKoppelman Oof—nearly forgot about that. Are you back to 100%?
WHAT IS THIS FUCKING NONSENSE? pic.twitter.com/sncAXuc8wT
Not sure what Con-Ed thinks they're up to when they thank me for being a customer. My only alternative is candles and a fucking ice box.
@KateAurthur Whenever her site goes dark for a spell, I always assume that she's on her way to becoming Homer Barron in A Rose for Emily…
@pink_funk @wRaldri We could always try to shame them into it.
@TomVH @pink_funk Inevitably, some awful sorority girl will customize this with a garter belt and a sports bra to make it "sexy."
@TVMoJoe When it comes right down to it, I'm more of a blunt-force trauma arbiter of taste and decency…
If I see you wearing this on Halloween, you're getting clobbered with a nine-iron. pic.twitter.com/kFAAR1nWO5
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