Anthony Crupi

Senior Editor, Television, Adweek


Gitlow’s Law: Whenever someone invokes the First Amendment, there’s a 98% chance they have no idea what it entails.

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And by merely clicking on a link, I've sentenced myself to a good 25-30 years of night terrors.
@linguangst You always have to tuck one weird element in the list to make it funny. I mean, John Ashbery of all things! LULZ
@painted_eel It's as if scientists have finally figured out a way to turn urine into a gas.
@linguangst Long walks on the beach, Wes Anderson films, the poetry of John Ashbery, canning preserves, clown-themed pornography, birding.
@linguangst Rookie mistake. Dudes should always save the implicit references to recreational murder for the second date…
@linguangst Um, OK there, Legolas. Seriously, who says things like that?
@Amy_ESPNPR HA! You must be in Taormina. My aunt took a similar photo when she was there 20 years ago…
And another wholly random fusillade of fireworks over Brooklyn. These displays unfold roughly 64 nights per year, and no one ever knows why.
@skullmandible I got to page 37 before I tossed the book out onto the West Side Highway. It exploded in a flurry of paper and bad ideas.
@skullmandible The Great American Novel, in which Roth pulls off the unlikely feat of making baseball even more boring than it already is…
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