Untouchable Boy Genius.
@cwarzel Chat with a *brand*, you say? Hey, Mr. Peanut: My cousin Jimmy left his epi pen at home and now he's dead because of you. Bastard.
Reminder: The impetus behind Ishmael's going out to sea in Moby-Dick is to prevent himself from "knocking people's hats off" in the street.
@alexweprin Imagine LSD that has itself gobbled a whole bunch of LSD and you're just sort of scratching the surface, here…
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@falsebinary I'm only 6 episodes in, but Corey Stoll's sad wig makes me more angry than Rudy, the Marilyn Manson manqué & the Argentinian gf
@Mobute I'm no Sasha Frere-Jacques, but the prevalence of MC Lyte suggests that Bill Clinton made this list.
@falsebinary I want the undead to undo every character on both series, but I've yet to find anyone on The Strain as hate-worthy as Andrea.
Skip WGN's turgid Manhattan. For 2 inspired, pomo takes on Oppie et al, read Jay Cantor's Krazy Kat & Lydia Millet's Oh Pure & Radiant Heart
A special life-time gross-out Emmy for whoever did the foley effects on tonight's episode of The Strain. *ker-plunk* #dickflush
Pretty sure the No. 1 reason why I don't ever want to go to Comic-Con is the fact that Paul Reiser was in Aliens. Fail better, nerds.
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