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RT @fran_the_man: @cst_Cowley Think some folks need another reminder of The Scorpion and The Frog: t.co/ONwROCCt #becauseitscowl ...
The Scorpion and the Frog
wikipedia.org — The Scorpion and the Frog is a fable about a scorpion asking a frog to carry him across a river. The frog is afraid of being stung during the trip, but the scorpion argues that if it stung the frog, the frog would sink and the scorpion would drown.
Relax Chicago, the Bulls will get as far as they were going to get with Rose. Still a team that can get to the ECF.
Standing room only in the media closet at the Berto Center. So this is what a team's playoff funeral looks like.
RT @ATLchamp11: @cst_Cowley I always think its funny when ppl take twitter too serious,...lighten up ppl, its fucking twitter!!!
RT @bocephus731: BREAKING NEWS: @cst_cowley is still a smart ass. More unfollows to come.
Been a long time since I've used my medical background to sketch an injury ... might be time to dust off the notepad.
BREAKING NEWS: Rose ACL is still torn. More to come.
Just read Deadspin. Very well done. A blog site built on satire doesn't get satire. Maybe I can e-mail a QB penis picture into them now.
RT @willbrinson: Creating a parody account for @cst_cowley would be amusing. Unfortunately it would also be redundant.
RT @Mahaw14: @cst_Cowley I'm glad Deadspin picked up on how much of a classless douche you are and always will ... t.co/X60Vx31i
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