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RT @sg44444: @cst_Cowley I understand you think the Mr. Handsome routine is sort of funny, but honestly: you have the face of a pedophile.
Me likey RT @jon_bois: nah i think we all get it by now, you're mediocre MT @cst_Cowley: Thought people had this account figured out by now.
Thought people had this account figured out by now. I was wrong. I'll only tweet play-by-play now. Asses to sleep.
Bulls practice time. Should be interesting.
"Hi, my name is Sloane, I can't take a joke .... now I'm going to put my hand in this wolverine cage and see if it bites.'' Kids, relax.
Listening to Doris Burke is like listening to a gym teacher I had in sixth grade. No thanks.
RT @davidzickus: @cst_Cowley Glad you made it safe w/ the woman pilot! I can only imagine it was tough to land with Mr. Handsome on her mind
Headed to Bulls practice in a few hours. Hope I don't hit one of the angry villagers gathering around the facility for Thib's head.
Warning: The idea of following me far surpasses the reality of following me. Thank you.
Guy has his 2-year-old kid in first class with him. Poor kid will never understand the struggle it is to get from coach to 1A. #spoiled
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