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Sorry, planet: It's not even June and I've already installed my air conditioner. At the same time, no way am I here in 30 years so fuck off.
@GaudeP Like when I found out that my parents' construction of an Anthony-centric universe didn't cause the rest of the world to follow suit
@digimatized @cwarzel I hate everything about the things I don't understand. Let's plan a Drinking Thing in real life.
@MissyDeyo Blaring Triumph's FTGF in homage and alienating my landlord at the same time. (He's the only Canadian on earth who hates hockey.)
@GaudeP Wha wha whuuuuuuuuuuuuttttt? You prefer CRUNCHY peanut butter?!? It's…it's like I don't even know you anymore. :(
@TVMoJoe I think Clearly Canadian came out shortly after NYS started to go into decline. BTW: Flavored Stoli + seltzer = CC for the AA set…
I miss Original New York Seltzer more than my dead grandparents. The cool foamy labels alone were 100x more fun than those foreign weirdos.
RT @johnmoe: renegade cop who plays by his own rules but the rules are robert's rules of order. PARLIAMENTARY PROCEDURE POLICE sundays this…
@GaudeP TO HELL WITH THAT. "JIF" refers to the peanut butter favored by choosy moms. (Skippy is the go-to selection of carefree whores.)
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