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Ladies, ladies. You know what's the worst? Our dwindling reproductive rights are the worst. Kidding! We all know real horror comes only from seeing a pixelated Instagram photo of the oh-so perfect floral print crop top that would, like, totally kill with those sweet lace-detail jean shorts (henceforth referred to by their preferred scientific nomenclature, jorts).
