Chief football writer for @Guardian and Observer, author of Deep into the Forest, This is the One and Squeaky Bum Time, NFFC supporter, petty pilferer
@JakeStuartRide don't worry, it hurt my eyes just typing it . .
Stoke were also interested in Scott Sinclair from Man City - remember him? - at one stage but that all seems to have gone quiet
@RZO_MCR I'll keep guessing correctly, you keep sending text-talk tweets from an anonymous account
RT @dalejohnsonESPN: Seems like Hull have got themselves a squad capable of handling the Europa League four days after they were knocked out of the Europa League
@RZO_MCR sure, will you delete yours if they don't?
Stoke City very close to confirming the loan deal for Oussama Assaidi from Liverpool.
@thecelticway @celticbulgaria interviewed him last season, he's a great talker, and Zlatan-style self-belief. But he upset a few at Stoke...
John Guidetti very close now to finalising Celtic move from Man City. Ajax and Feyenoord both had dabble over summer but Celtic-bound
Lots of people saying Welbeck currently taking medical at Arsenal. I've been told to be wary of writing that. But we'll see.
Welbeck's agent via @talkSPORT - "Danny doesn't want to go on loan. He wants a straight transfer and he has every right to say that."
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