Elizabeth Day

Elizabeth Day

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Observer journalist. Author of Scissors Paper Stone. Touches tip of nose with tongue for party trick.
http://www.elizabethdayonline.co.uk/
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RT @ricardopresto: My autocorrect just changed Nowt to Moët. I don't think we went to the same school.
For some reason, this has made me laugh consistently for the last half hour http://t.co/aGXDSeA9

Dramatic Bieber from Justin Bieber and Funny Or Die

May 24, 2012 - funnyordie.com
<img alt="Spinner" src="http://public0.ordienetworks.com/assets/spinner-042016a130976cacff054f182bdb3323.gif" /> Hold your horses Continue reading →
@tobyharnden AMAZING NEWS! Congratulations Toby.
Have just read fascinating & warm-hearted piece by Catherine Nixey in today's Times about being the daughter of...a monk & a nun.
I'll be on the Sky Press Preview tonight at 9.30pm with @JonnyMaitland I might accuse him of being a homophobe again, just for kicks.
Daily Mail asks: 'He's not an athlete, he's not British so why is @iamwill carrying the Olympic flame?' Er, BECAUSE HE'S DOPE.
If Nick Jojola is actually a photographer, he should invest in a real camera.
I don't. I just want to mess with his mind. RT @TeamOfBieber Retweet If you say 'Justin Bieber' everyday. ♥ -- Beliebers ∞
RT @paulwhitelaw: "At 37, Paul was spending most of his time making sarcastic comments on social networking sites." #56Up
Always think Michael Apted shows masterful restraint on #56Up when his subjects basically say how rubbish they think the whole concept is.
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