Flaming Sambuca. A product of the challenging epidemic of Singe drinking, your ruling element is fire, essentially because your drink is actually ablaze. Yes, people under the influence of this bar-sign are so abysmal at drinking they set fire to it – Ask yourself, is sex better if your genitals are on fire? I don’t think so, but you’ll probably try that too now you’ve read it. Gin. Together with tonic or ‘Yang’ form opposing forces in flux. An imbalance between Gin and Yang (with the bias towards Gin) is necessary to achieve disharmony and instability. The natural equilibrium becomes disrupted resulting in hazily remembered events. These ancient polarising aspects of the off licence explain the fundamental nature of human beings: Pissed. See also; Feng-Sherry. ... Continue reading →