TV critic at The New York Times. Also, the occasional film. Theater too.
How about those Mets? Beating the crap out of the Phillies even amid a sharkstorm. It should rain fish every game. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
Is there a Nobel Prize for filmmaking? We just saw this year's winner. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
Tomorrow every Toys R Us in the country sells out of those plastic blaster guns. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
RT @goldengateblond: If Matt Lauer is eaten by a shark and Ann Curry isn't shown applauding, I don't even want to live. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
Neither of those saw users was wearing safety glasses. Terrible example for the children. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
I am not sure that is a recommended use of a chainsaw. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
Just got an @Discovery press release promoting "Gears, Fears and Rears Week." I'll let your minds boggle at the possibilities.
RT @carrin1111: There is no such thing as #SexyBaseball can anyone tell me why it is trending? #oomf ???
Went to the launch party for @Atheist_TV tonight. Their internet feed died after 7 minutes. God?
@jennyschuessler "Attack" is such a strong word. I prefer to think of what I do as "gently eviscerating."
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