I write features for the Daily Mail, and according to a few of our online readers am also a bad dad with shit wallpaper
Here, in two minutes of video, why Alex Salmond is and was unfit for public office outside a banana republic telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/sc…
Empty looking press conference, given that Salmond's goons banned hostile journalists because the venue was supposedly "too full"
Actual complaint on "customer comment" pinboard at Whole Foods in Kensington: "Could only find ONE brand of flax oil."
@caitlinmoran "it was overpowering... so we both had to scrape some of it off. Apart from that, it was divine."
RT @caitlinmoran: For those who haven't seen it - possibly the greatest restaurant review ever: peterboroughtoday.co.uk/what-s-on/leis…
.@fmwales Any chance you can find a way to stop *this* happening again and again and again on your watch? dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…
Don't for God's sake use this as an excuse to give more power to those loonies in the Welsh Assembly
RT @andy_murray: Huge day for Scotland today! no campaign negativity last few days totally swayed my view on it. excited to see the outcome. lets do this!
A gracious and humble concession speech from Salmond... Oh... Wait...
@guywalters also loaders
Learn how to connect with Guy on social
media by joining Muck Rack Pro
Create a free Muck Rack account to customize your profile and upload a portfolio of your