Cross your legs before reading: a man is suing his anesthesiologist in a Miami courtroom after his penis had to be amputated following implant surgery. Enrique Milla and his wife Gloria are seeking "tens of millions" in damages from Dr. Laurentiu Boeru, according to Local 10, arguing that the doc failed to properly evaluate risks in light of pre-existing conditions -- including uncontrolled diabetes -- that allegedly led to complications following the procedure. The horror unfolded after Milla went for a elective surgery at Coral Gables Hospital in 2007 because he was experiencing erectile dysfunction. “He didn’t do this to have a bigger penis,” Milla's attorney, Spencer Aronfeld, told the Miami Herald's Gossip Extra. “This was because of medical reasons: He just wanted to have ... Continue reading →
Lawyer Mike is possibly the most University of Florida fan person ever, and we say that as someone who just imagined the word "Wuerffelita" as a name for a child. (Only briefly, but even inventing something that heinous is a crime in itself. We don't want to just give you the simple mock, though. No, internet, we want this to be a relationship, one where we take you by the hand and show you just how deep this runs, and how Lawyer Mike, attorney AND aspiring internet r 'n b star, is beyond your mockery. You may have already realized this just by looking at Lawyer Mike's tonsure-mullet. In case you did not, we illustrate this and the key elements of his Gator-osity below. 1. ... Continue reading →
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