Nobody ran for president in 1988. No, we haven't forgotten George Bush and Michael Dukakis, or even Bob Dole, Al Gore, Ron Paul and the other also-rans. "The 'Nobody for President' campaign came to the White House" on Election Day, Reuters reported: The signs sprouting in the crowd were a little different from the usual campaign fare: "Nobody is Perfect," "Nobody Cares About the Homeless," and "Nobody Bakes Better Apple Pie than Mom." Bumper stickers were selling out fast. "U.S. Out of North America: Nobody for President in 1988" appeared to be the most popular. "Unfortunately . . . Nobody will get over 50 percent of the votes," said Hugh "Wavy Gravy" Romney, who once ran his pig, Pegasus, for president on the Yippie ticket. ... Continue reading →