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Playing Tennis on Grass (As in Surface) — I had never played tennis on grass. Yeah, ha, ha, hee har, laugh it up, make all your jokes about the Space Cake Invitational in Denver presented by Frozen Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough. That's not what I mean. Though if somebody needs to know: I've never done that, either.

Why the USWNT Is Must-See — Let's just state the obvious: Right now, the moment belongs to the U.S. Women's National Soccer Team. Yeah, Wimbledon begins Monday, and with it, Serena Williams's quest for a calendar Grand Slam (don't rule it out!). Basketball's free agency kicks off Wednesday at 12:01 a.m.-always an amusing roller coaster, even if LeBron James intends to keep it parked in Ohio.

Father takes stunning baseball catch while nursing baby — Before the cookie settings change will take effect, Safari must restart. To restart Safari press and hold the Home button (for around five seconds) until the iPhone/iPad display goes blank and the home screen appears.

Fan With Baby in One Hand Grabs Foul Ball With the Other — I spend a lot of time carrying children. I have a 2 ½-year-old and a 6-month-old and a fourth-floor walk-up apartment. Yes, it's a heavy lift, especially when the toddler doesn't want to walk up the stairs, but it's also excellent Dadbod Prevention System: By the time they are both in school, I am going to be completely ripped.

Jordan Spieth: Two Titles, No Complaints — The Complaining Golfer is an impossible-to-pull-off look. It's like whining about a summer house or a meal in business class. You might have a point-you really might!-but nobody wants to hear it.

Golfing Again. Please Send Help. — I've made a terrible mistake. I've taken up golf again. Against the advice of the universe. Against the advice of the gods. I really need to go see a doctor. I have to stop this before it spreads. I really thought golf and I were done. I assumed the divorce was final.

A Very Hairy Defense of the Playoff Beard — The Chicago Blackhawks lead the Tampa Bay Lightning three games to two in the Stanley Cup Final heading into Monday night's Game 6, and that's the big story here, the priority, the only thing that truly matters in hockey. But hey, sure, let's jump aboard the kooky talk pile on playoff beards!

NBA Finals: LeBron and Delly and the Improbable — The last time I was in this arena was December 2010, when LeBron James returned as a member of the Miami Heat to play the Cleveland Cavaliers five months after bailing on his home state of Ohio for the South Florida sun. Needless to say, that game was a lively scene.

Can Serena Williams Slam All of 2015? — Look: I am going to sound like a lunatic here and you should probably stop reading right now. (In other words: It's my normal column!) But I can't help it. Now that the brilliant misspelled horse American Pharoah has captured racing's Triple Crown, the first horse to do it in 37 years, I want to get greedy.

Triple Crown: Hard Wait, Totally Worth It — For a long, cruel while, it just seemed too hard to do. A very good horse would prevail at the Churchill Downs and two weeks later at Pimlico and national attention would swell and the fading sport of horse racing would have itself an brief American moment. A Triple Crown!
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Jul 02, 2015

@MMinSC jeez i know not your intension but be nice! that was a harrowing crash.

Jul 01, 2015

I descend like a scared goat trapped in a shopping cart. The great @joaoisme can confirm.

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