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Maryland deli offers Hillary Clinton special featuring '2 small breasts, 2 large thighs'

Maryland deli offers Hillary Clinton special featuring '2 small breasts, 2 large thighs'
washingtontimes.com — The New York Italian Deli in Brandywine, Maryland, is offering a Hillary Clinton special that is sure to turn some heads. "Four Piece Chicken: 2 small breasts with 2 large thighs," a sign reads for the special that costs $4.99, a local ABC News affiliate first reported.

Ileana Ros-Lehtinen rips Kardashian trip to Cuba: Haven't Cubans suffered enough?

Ileana Ros-Lehtinen rips Kardashian trip to Cuba: Haven't Cubans suffered enough?
washingtontimes.com — Florida Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen had some harsh words for the Kardashian family after they traveled to Cuba to shoot scenes for the latest season of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians." Kim, Khloe and Kourtney posted online photos of themselves smoking Cuban cigars and posing in front of landmarks while seemingly ignoring the economic strife and human rights abuses endured by citizens of the communist country.

Donald Trump celebrates Cinco de Mayo with taco bowl: 'I love Hispanics!'

Donald Trump celebrates Cinco de Mayo with taco bowl: 'I love Hispanics!'
washingtontimes.com — Presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump celebrated Cinco de Mayo Thursday by tweeting a photo of himself eating a taco bowl.

Vicente Fox, former Mexican president, apologizes to Donald Trump for border wall outburst

Vicente Fox, former Mexican president, apologizes to Donald Trump for border wall outburst
washingtontimes.com — Former Mexican President Vicente Fox on Wednesday invited Donald Trump to visit the country and apologized for using brash language when he criticized the presumptive Republican presidential nominee's border wall plan nearly two months ago.

Teen ISIS sympathizer with Syria ties gets parole in South Carolina: Police

Teen ISIS sympathizer with Syria ties gets parole in South Carolina: Police
washingtontimes.com — A South Carolina teenager whom investigators said wanted to join the Islamic State terrorist group and kill American soldiers was granted parole Wednesday after serving only one year of his five-year sentence. York County Sheriff Bruce Bryant said he is "absolutely devastated" that the South Carolina juvenile parole board decided to release the unnamed 17-year-old as early as Friday, The State reported.

Trump-loving tow truck driver leaves handicapped motorist stranded over Bernie Sanders support

Trump-loving tow truck driver leaves handicapped motorist stranded over Bernie Sanders support
washingtontimes.com — A South Carolina tow truck driver who supports Donald Trump for president refused to help a motorist stranded on the side of Interstate 26 Monday because of her Bernie Sanders bumper sticker. Kenneth Shupe, who owns Shupee Max Towing in Traveler's Rest, told a local ABC News affiliate that he "drew a line in the sand" when he saw the sticker on Cassy McWade's stranded vehicle in Asheville.

Social Security moves to block mentally impaired from owning guns

Social Security moves to block mentally impaired from owning guns
washingtontimes.com — The Social Security Administration has released details on how it proposes to strip gun rights from beneficiaries who suffer from mental health disorders. The proposal, published in Thursday's edition of the Federal Register, would essentially block Social Security beneficiaries from owning guns if they receive disability insurance and lack the mental capacity to manage their own disability payments.

Caitlyn Jenner to wear nothing but American flag, gold medal for Sports Illustrated cover: Report

Caitlyn Jenner to wear nothing but American flag, gold medal for Sports Illustrated cover: Report
washingtontimes.com — Former Olympian Caitlyn Jenner is set to appear on a summer cover of Sports Illustrated wearing nothing but an American flag and her gold medal, Us Weekly reported Wednesday.

Rumer Willis accuses Vanity Fair photographers of altering jawline: 'It is a form of bullying'

Rumer Willis accuses Vanity Fair photographers of altering jawline: 'It is a form of bullying'
washingtontimes.com — Actress Rumer Willis accused a pair of photographers of "bullying" her with a recent photo for Vanity Fair that she said was digitally altered to make her jaw look smaller. The 27-year-old daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore posted the photo to her Instagram account on Tuesday.

Bosch Fawstin's winning Muhammad cartoon removed by eBay on 'technicality'

Bosch Fawstin's winning Muhammad cartoon removed by eBay on 'technicality'
washingtontimes.com — The artist who won the "draw Mohammed" cartoon contest attacked by terrorists last May in Garland, Texas, said his drawing was removed from eBay Wednesday on a "technicality." Bosch Fawstin, a former Muslim, won $12,500 in prize money at the May 3, 2015, event, sponsored by Pamela Geller's American Freedom Defense Initiative (AFDI), for a drawing that showed a sword-wielding prophet in a turban shouting, "You can't draw me."
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May 06, 2016

RT @jk_rowling: Look what this woman did. Tess Asplund, you are magnificent ❤️ ow.ly/4npGuu pic.twitter.com/18qHORBVZG

May 05, 2016

Maryland deli offers Hillary #Clinton special featuring ‘2 small breasts, 2 large thighs’ bit.ly/1Tv02Zf pic.twitter.com/M1eHkNYNlT

May 05, 2016

RT @bennyjohnson: Donald Trump is eating a taco salad on top of a bikini-clad photo of his ex-wife, Marla Maples. pic.twitter.com/sW2itGBAOK

May 05, 2016

Florida congresswoman rips #Kardashians trip to Cuba: Haven’t Cubans suffered enough? bit.ly/1SPY7lT pic.twitter.com/Zk9Uv9hBlK

May 05, 2016

This is one of the most depressing things I've ever seen. twitter.com/dailydot/statu…


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