Jessica Wakeman

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tumblr.com — Otter in Japan Will Fetch Your Drink Out of the Vending Machine For You

Not This Crap Again: CNN Says Nigella Lawson Looks “Weak,” “Subservient” Regarding Abuse Photos

thefrisky.com — It's not exactly a secret that CNN needs some help covering violence against women issues correctly. Remember when the Steubenville gang rape verdict was handed out and CNN was sooo worried about the poor young men whose lives had been ruined? Well, looks like they still need some help.

Texas Congressman Says We Should Ban Abortion Because Fetuses Masturbate

thefrisky.com — Frisky staffers are not the only ones finding pleasure with their hands between their legs. According to former OB/GYN and now Texas Congressman Micheal Burgess (a Republican, natch), male fetuses are masturbating as well! "Watch a sonogram of a 15-week baby, and they have movement that are purposeful," Burgess explained during a House committee on Monday when arguing for more restrictions against abortion.

Ausbrechen! on Vimeo

vimeo.com — Julius has learned that turning doorknobs = door open. All night we listen to the sounds of jingling keys, flicking handles and frustrated snakes thumping back against the floor (cos I locked the door). I'm sure there's a special place in hell for me.

TMZ Publishes Photos Of Evelyn Lozada Bleeding After Chad Ochocino Assault

thefrisky.com — Nearly a year ago, Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson was arrested for domestic violence after he headbutted his new wife Evelyn Lozada. She hastily filed for divorce, just six weeks after their wedding. Ochocinco received only 12 months of probation and DV classes for the assault.