Jam. Sploid. Tortilla de patata. Lego. Paella. Cigalas plancha. Rape con cuatro vuelcos. Suecas. More jam perhaps. I ate half a cronut once.
@deplaatjesmaker As I said many times, all cases suck and look bad. Cases are for your grandma’s sofa.
No. All cases suck RT @Gizmodo: 7 iPhone 6 cases that don't suck: gizmo.do/4A2bCrZ pic.twitter.com/lgc379UsRK
@KatHannaford @geegeemidnight Wish this was true. Fry is an Apple hack that can only be matched by Gruber and a couple other clowns—shameful
Airplane accident recorded in cabin yesterday: An emergency landing can't be more chilled out than this sploid.gizmodo.com/a-flight-emerg…
@kylenw Stop licking your rug, Kyle.
@kylenw For someone who put his peepee in the Hudson and survived 549 different types of bacteria, AC water is fine.
@Tatiana_Danger There’s not enough stars in the universe I can click to favorite this photo. #allhailbrucetheking
@ThePeterHa amazon.com/Complete-Book-… or collect them all! amazon.com/McNally-Encycl…
@LesHorn Just ordered a gintonic. It’s after 3pm here. ALL SYSTEMS A-OK.
@LesHorn The reception of my hotel in Göteborg (WHICH IS AN AWESOME BAR. WITH CURED MEATS. CHEESES. GIN&TONICS. SWEDES!)
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