Host, head writer, Tom Waits, and Murder Cat on @Wits. DEAR LUKE, WE NEED TO TALK, DARTH is my book, now on sale
@nbond Watch Bojack later at night.
@LauraJaneGrace @sandentotten I'm 46 and have a Tom Waits poster on my office wall. At work. You're fine.
Bojack Horseman, folks. Watch it. Binge it.
@MaraWritesStuff How about doubling the amount of claws, surgically?
Except all Moe crop artists were female. They are your overladies.
Wife picking up the four prizes awarded to three Moe family members in crop art at the State Fair. We are your crop art overlords.
RT @RossRaihala: Journey's Neal Schon has been giving us hard core Guitar Face for 10 solid minutes now
RT @davidschmader: 'Garfield!!/It's me/Odie/Come home now/My tongue is so long/Gimme some-a lasagna!' (Sing to tune of Kate Bush's Wuthering Heights)
@elizmccracken @EdenMKennedy Ever since we lost Gene "Entire Sheet Cake For Breakfast Every Day" Siskel, yes.
13yo, 11yo and I went tubing on the Root River in Lanesboro. We were the only ones. Guy renting tubes seemed reluctant. Summer bucket list.
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