Host, head writer, Tom Waits, and Murder Cat on @Wits. Co-host of Conversation Parade. THE DELETED EMAILS OF HILLARY CLINTON on sale 9/22
Well, I'm the Pope and I'm here to say I'm the popingest Pope in the USA! (insert picture of rapping Pope here)
@susanorlean I never learned to take notes in college. Drew pictures and listened. Got very good grades.
I'll be on MPR's All Things Considered today. Talking sports. Of course.
the new Beat Happening compilation. yes yes. you will serve Monday nicely.
Buy one of my books today, tweet me a photo of the receipt, and I'll give you your new LIFELONG NICKNAME.
November 30 and I'm almost done not even coming close to writing a novel!
Training my dog to do tricks. Explaining that instead of treats, she'll get valuable exposure. No luck. I guess she's not a real artist.
@MikeStandish my list is up next week. Been working on it for a month.
Tom Brady must feel deflated.