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Host, head writer, Tom Waits, and Murder Cat on @Wits. Co-host of Conversation Parade. THE DELETED EMAILS OF HILLARY CLINTON on sale 9/22

I’m Marrying M&M’s and You Have Some Questions.

mcsweeneys.net — I'm Marrying M&M's and You Have Some Questions. Hi everyone! Doug here. Thanks for visiting this part of our website! Here are some questions I expect many of you will be wondering about! Who is getting married? I'm told people were confused upon receiving the invitation, which requested your attendance at "The wedding of Doug and M&M's."

Terrible Names for Hair Salons.

mcsweeneys.net — Lists Terrible Names for Hair Salons. Shear Hostility Mane-lining Hair-oin Clipping Penalty Dexa-Trims I Will Cut Your Head Get The Hell Out Of Hair The Razor's Edge Starring Bill Murray The Mane Reason My Parole Was Revoked Nervous McStabby's Hair Care Place Reason Has Been E-Clips-ed by Rage Running With Scissors Armon Gilliam's House of Style In No Conditioner To Drive Hair Commandant Cuts & Bruises Dude, I'm So Buzzed The Viet-Mane War Memorial Get The Hell Out Of Hair, Kevin I Hate My Mother George Hair-ison's Solo Career Why Won't You Dye?
Jan 05, 2016

Long long ago, @mcsweeneys ran my first piece - mcsweeneys.net/articles/terri… - much to my surprise and delight. Has an Armon Gilliam joke in it.

Jan 05, 2016

RT @johnmoe: Long long ago, @mcsweeneys ran my first piece - mcsweeneys.net/articles/terri… - much to my surprise and delight. Has an Armon Gilliam joke in it.

National Review

link.nationalreview.com — A Stupid GOP Electorate Takes a Pass on the Best Governor in the 2016 Field Alright. I'm ready to just burn down the primary process. Do you why I was such a big Bobby Jindal fan? Look at the condition of his state the day he took office, and look at the condition of his state now.
Nov 18, 2015

RT @ftmorganfoley: Yup... We want someone to do something... until they do... Jim Geraghty on Bobby Jindal - National Review link.nationalreview.com/view/547fd42a3…

I’m Afraid the Children Are Our Future.

mcsweeneys.net — I'm Afraid the Children Are Our Future. [Originally published October 26, 2004.] I'm seeing them again this election season. Little headlines in parenting magazines, mentions in the preschool newsletter, even casual comments in the e-mails of friends who have small kids. "Vote for your children," they say, or "Vote for kids!"

National Review

link.nationalreview.com — Bevindicated! This is one of the joys of politics -- the voters get the final say, and sometimes they surprise you. Matt Bevin became the first governor from Louisville in a century and Lt. Gov.-elect Jenean Hampton became the first African-American to win statewide office in Kentucky on Tuesday as Bevin led a near-Republican rout of state constitutional offices.
Nov 04, 2015

RT @SissyWillis: .@JimGeraghty: "This is one of the joys of politics — the voters get the final say, & sometimes they surprise you" https:/…

National Review

link.nationalreview.com — Happy Back to the Future Day -- October 21, 2015. Marco Rubio points out that the Democrats are focusing on the future with . . . Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden. Wait, no Bernie Sanders, Senator? Separately, Doc Brown is allegedly going to help Carly Fiorina today.
Oct 21, 2015

RT @bdomenech: Great comments by @jimgeraghty on Star Wars and the decay of the Empire. Never forget TK-421. link.nationalreview.com/view/547f9be13…

National Review

link.nationalreview.com — Maybe We Won't Just Hand Afghanistan Back to the Taliban After All Good heavens, is it possible that President Obama just . . . made a good decision? Can he still do that? President Obama will keep 5,500 U.S.

National Review

link.nationalreview.com — Who Do You Want to Replace John Boehner? Okay, grassroots conservatives, here's your chance. You wanted John Boehner out as Speaker, and now he's on his way out. Right now the buzz is that House majority leader Kevin McCarthy is a slam-dunk to replace him.
Sep 28, 2015

RT @DouglasLevene: @jimgeraghty calls out the "conservatives" who are willing to jettison the Constitution to supress Islam in the US. link.nationalreview.com/view/547f9d3b3…

A Note to Parents from Bruce Springsteen, High School Cross-Country Coach.

mcsweeneys.net — John Moe's Pop Song Correspondences A Note to Parents from Bruce Springsteen, High School Cross-Country Coach. [Originally published November 9, 2010.] Dear Parents, I understand some of you are concerned about the practices we've been running so I wanted to take a moment to explain why I'm taking this admittedly unusual approach that I'm taking.

Ways I’ve Let Down Popular Musicians.

mcsweeneys.net — Lists Ways I've Let Down Popular Musicians. [Originally published August 22, 2007.] Disappointed Chrissie Hynde by continuing to sob. Permitted sun to go down on Elton John, thus failing him. Failed to heed warning to stop in the name of love, broke Diana Ross's heart.
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Feb 08, 2016

Today, I'm on @MPRnews talking women's BB and Peyton Manning. @TheCurrent tomorrow talking Frinkiac and The Chickening. #LiberalArts4Evah


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