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St Paul, MN
Host and Head Writer, Wits, American Public Media

Host, head writer, Tom Waits, and Murder Cat on @Wits and the Home Dunk podcast. DEAR LUKE, WE NEED TO TALK, DARTH is my book, now on sale

“Of the Month” July 2015

thisischris.com — Comic Book of the Month: Junior Braves of the Apocalypse by Michael Tanner & Greg Smith A troupe of "Junior Braves" (think Boy Scouts) heads into the mountains for a retreat, only to return to town to discover that a zombie-like apocalypse has happened in their absence.

A Note Placed in the Pay Envelope of Billy “The Piano Man” Joel.

mcsweeneys.net — John Moe's Pop Song Correspondences A Note Placed in the Pay Envelope of Billy "The Piano Man" Joel. Hi, Billy, It's hard to find time to talk at the club since I'm busy managing the place and you're at the piano. And we need to talk.

A Retort to Carly Simon Regarding Her Charges of Vanity.

mcsweeneys.net — John Moe's Pop Song Correspondences A Retort to Carly Simon Regarding Her Charges of Vanity. [Originally published February 13, 2006.] Dear Carly, Nice song. Wow, you really stuck it to me, eh? Yes, ma'am. Jesus, you are one bitter woman, Carly Simon.
Jun 25, 2015

Happy b-day, Carly! From archives: "A Retort To Carly Simon Regarding Her Charges of Vanity" mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-ret… pic.twitter.com/46AjlK5ptI

Wits potential guest blacklist

infiniteguest.org — We have had a whole lot of guests on Wits over the years and we've been very careful about who to invite to appear on the show. Not everyone is welcome. Certain people are off limits. Moby Dick - impossible to mic that blowhole, bad actor.
Jun 17, 2015

RT @InfiniteGuest: On the blog, @johnmoe's list of people on the @wits guest blacklist includes Bjorn Borg, John Moe ow.ly/OroWE

David Schwimmer movies that could plausibly exist and be on Netflix right now

infiniteguest.org — Oh, Great! (1997) - Schwim plays Charles Great, an advertising executive known for his biting sarcasm. After an encounter with a hobo (really a wizard) in an alley, his sarcasm is replaced by flattering sincerity. And oh what problems THAT causes! Anne Heche co-stars. 93 min.
Apr 28, 2015

RT @InfiniteGuest: On the blog: David Schwimmer Movies That Could Plausibly Exist And Be On Netflix Right Now, by @johnmoe ow.ly/MfwX2

Cat people vs. dog people

infiniteguest.org — So I'm very casually in the market for another dog. My family really enjoys our current dog, Dave, but Dave has never had a dog so we figure he'd enjoy having one around as well. Might even go with a puppy so he can learn our strange ways at a young age.

Episode #31: Sean Doolittle Throws Into a Sock

infiniteguest.org — John Moe and Mike Fotis discuss Adrian Peterson's camel-riding party entrance, play Steve Miller Band or NCAA Men's Basketball Coach, and praise John Urschel's math wizardry. Then John and Sean Doolittle talk rehab and needless apostrophes.

A Letter to Elton John From the Office of the NASA Administrator.

mcsweeneys.net — John Moe's Pop Song Correspondences A Letter to Elton John From the Office of the NASA Administrator. Dear Mr. John, This letter is to inform you of your termination from the NASA astronaut program. Our decision comes after a great deal of deliberation, and while we take no pleasure in terminating you, we felt it was the only choice we had.
Mar 25, 2015

A Letter to Elton John From the Office of the NASA Administrator: mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-let… (Happy B-day, Sir Elton!) pic.twitter.com/J7yioslmGz

Episode #30: Joe Mande on the NBA, Parks and Rec, and Shaq’s Finest Hour

infiniteguest.org — Parks & Rec's Joe Mande talks to John about who would play Kevin Garnett, Kevin Love, and Ricky Rubio on TV, and pays tribute to Shaquille O' Neal's work in the movie Kazaam.
Mar 18, 2015

RT @InfiniteGuest: On the new Home Dunk, @JoeMande talks with @johnmoe about his beloved Timberwolves and Shaq's finest (cinematic) hour ow.ly/KvJQZ

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Jul 27, 2015

@dbrauer @floyding I'm really going to miss my left wing radio puppet masters. The podcast puppet masters aren't nearly as organized.

Jul 27, 2015

RT @munsongs: Hey pals! Thanks for your thoughts about @wits. Lasted longer than some bands I've been in. A nice run all in all. Now on to whatever.

Jul 27, 2015

@dbrauer Those were the days. Never did harden, always developing. I like that. Now it'll develop again, structurally. Buckle up. #FartCop

Jul 27, 2015

Please know that I'm reading each of your messages about Wits even though I can't type fast enough to reply to all of them. And thanks.

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