Host, head writer, Tom Waits, and Murder Cat on @Wits. DEAR LUKE, WE NEED TO TALK, DARTH is my book, now on sale
@mrdavehill @jakefogelnest @jonkimmel You know how punkers are!
Coach Eric Taylor for NFL Commissioner.
Meanwhile, Paul Easterberg's band plays to an empty bar as he curses his rival and nemesis.
@janiehaddad @AndyRichter @PFTompkins Haddad-Tompkinses PATROLLING THE TOWN.
My backyard is full of bunnies, squirrels, and small noisy birds. It's the hippest hotspot in town for all the stupidest animals.
@Kpartyawesome Tweet more! Please!
@QuinnK possibly the best tweet of all time.
RT @HereAreTheNews: The BOSS of the NATURAL FOOTBALLMEN LEAGUE says what oh did I break the honest LOOK OVER THERE and then trips on his barf. Film at 3:48!
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