Football writer, author of Behind the Curtain, Inverting the Pyramid, Anatomy of England, Nobody Ever Says Thank You and The Outsider; editor of The Blizzard.
@BenSAFC87 Two sensational goals, five assists, consigned to the bench by February. Mind, I said Spurs wd beat Liverpool by 2. I'm an idiot.
Seriously, Alvarez, Giaccherini, Johnson... it'll be like Monty Python's 100m for people with no sense of direction. youtube.com/watch?v=bYvbaq…
@jessespector You're claiming Altidore is massively skilful?
@perfectpunter You've got to get into the spirit of the thing.
@BenSAFC87 No. He's hopeless. Will beat four men and then spoon the cross into the Wear. All the more frustrating because so skilful.
@perfectpunter He's here. Well, there. Deal done.
@_tvdx Massively skilful, no decision-making.
@BenSAFC87 No, I didn't. I said I slagged him off a lot. He is very skilful and has zero decision-making.
Hmmmmm. Ricky Alvarez. Clearly too good for Sunderland and yet almost certain to be a massive ball of frustration.
@kenearlys Cricket is above all this. And that is a potentially vital knock from Coughers.
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