Novelist: Sweet as Cane, Salty as Tears coming in July. Author of Bacon & Egg Man and The First Annual Grand Prairie Rabbit Festival.
Going to a conference in Austin. When I come back I expect you all to have bought my new book. Thanks. openroadmedia.com/sweet-as-cane-…
Reebok Is Now Making Bacon creativity-online.com/work/reebok-re…
I watched "Frozen" this weekend. You'll never guess what song is stuck in my head.... David Lee Roth's "Ice Cream Man."
RT @hemingwayme: Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
@maureenmorrison I'm taking the week off.
@maureenmorrison It's actually worse in the morning. More humid.
Yo @maureenmorrison .... hot enough for ya?
Must. Stop. Eating. Candy.
Bullshit-sounding story about little girl's lionfish research is likely bullshit (and theft). io9.com/sixth-grader-m…
@elana13 @realdawnsummers !!!!
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