American Baby Names Are Somehow Getting Even Worse

deadspin.com — My wife has a subscription to Parents magazine, and the fun thing about Parents magazine is that every issue is virtually identical. Whether you pick up the June 2008 issue or the March 2012 issue, you're still getting all the same shit, including items like "567 fun knitting crafts to help stave...
American baby names are somehow getting worse - t.co/uMbH7pHY via @Deadspin My favorite? Blayde. You don't mess with him.
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