Why Are the Playoffs So Long?

online.wsj.com — You have no time to read this column. You are busy, busy, busy! This is presumed in 2012. You are too hurried to pay cash for your coffee-oh, it's so arduous, removing the bills from the pocket, unfolding them, handing them to the cashier, waiting for change, which can take up...to...nine...agonizing...seconds.