So, What’s It Going To Be?

theonion.com — Well, here we are. It's been two years of fighting, over 100,000 people are dead, there are no signs of this war ending, and a week ago I used chemical weapons on my own people. If you don't do anything about it, thousands of Syrians are going to die.
Not funny Ha-Ha. But nice piece of satire from The Onion | So, What’s It Going To Be? onion.com/1dnAgG1 via @TheOnion
The best analysis of the United States's strategic options in Syria comes from The Onion, which is depressing: theonion.com/articles/so-wh…
"A good old-fashioned mess, is what this is! And now, you have to make some sort of decision that you can live with." theonion.com/articles/so-wh…
RT @GeorgeMonbiot: Brilliant + serious satire by @TheOnion on intervention in #Syria. Says it better than any editorial: http://t.co/NJnyZc…
"I’ve looked at your options, and I’m going to be honest here, I feel for you." -Bashar Al-Assad theonion.com/articles/so-wh… @TheOnion
One of those @TheOnion pieces that is as devastating as it is funny onion.com/18sTAdV
It's a really good analysis… RT @TVHilton: As usual, @TheOnion has the definitive analysis of the #Syria crisis: theonion.com/articles/so-wh…
"Really curious to see where you go with this one" — @TheOnion on U.S. options in Syria onion.com/1dnAgG2
ICYMI, @TheOnion fake commentary from Fake Bashar Al Assad is quite insightful theonion.com/articles/so-wh…
"All in all, quite the pickle you’re in, isn’t it? I have to say, I do not envy you here." -Fake Bashar Al-Assad theonion.com/articles/so-wh…
RT @devincf: No joke, the BEST examination of the Syria situation I've read. So, What’s It Going To Be? onion.com/1dnAgG1 via @TheOnion
America, "what's it going to be," written by Assad via @theonion: onion.com/1a6cHRF
RT @roseveleth: This is the best thing you'll read on Syria today: So, What’s It Going To Be? onion.com/1dnAgG1 via @TheOnion
RT @devonlovelace20: "I am incapable of being taught a lesson. Got it? I am too far gone. Way too far gone." – Assad onion.com/1dnBfpH
So, what's it going to be? Assad outlines US options. "I feel for you" #Syria theonion.com/articles/so-wh… (PS. Fars news agency take note #spoof)
This is actually one of the most astute Syria analyses I have seen -- So, What’s It Going To Be? onion.com/1dnAgG1 via @TheOnion
RT @BSyria: Fucking brilliant "@jessradio: The Onion neatly sums up my feelings abt the West intervening in #Syria theonion.com/articles/so-wh… c…
The more I read about Syria, the more I think about this brutal, spot on @TheOnion piece: onion.com/14cbjoC
The Onion doesn't seem quite so funny when it's right. onion.com/1fmuaCv
From @theonion, probably the only thing on Syria you need to read: amrp.ro/onIRZ
"So, What’s It Going To Be?" Assad's guest column in @TheOnion lays out Obama's dilemma in Syria. onion.com/1dnAgG1
The Onion channels Al-Assad. #brilliant #batshit So, What’s It Going To Be? onion.com/1dnAgG1 via @TheOnion
RT @dkaszor: Straight up, unironically, this is the best summation of the situation in Syria. From the Onion: theonion.com/articles/so-wh…
So, What’s It Going To Be? onion.com/1dnAgG1 via @TheOnion [once again, satirists provide the most cogent analysis of a problem ]
As always The Onion delivers some of the most sound analysis about the Middle East- Assad: So, What’s It Going To Be? theonion.com/articles/so-wh…
Straight up, unironically, this is the best summation of the situation in Syria. From the Onion: theonion.com/articles/so-wh…
This @TheOnion editorial in the voice of Bashar al-Assad of #Syria made me queasy bc it's so on point. onion.com/142stu6
So what's it going to be? @theonion nails the Syrian conundrum for the US. ow.ly/21TFGa
RT @rpulvino: Wow - This piece by The Onion is so accurate it's not funny. 'So, What’s It Going To Be?' - theonion.com/articles/so-wh… (via @tpme…
RT @RbtKing: The Onion has been on a roll lately with biting social commentary. This one on Syria lays out the pickle we're in. http://t.co…
The Onion has been on a roll lately with biting social commentary. This one on Syria lays out the pickle we're in. onion.com/1dnAgG1
It may be The Onion, but it appears to have the dilemma of Syrian intervention pretty much spot on: theonion.com/articles/so-wh…
RT @GeorgeMonbiot: Brilliant + serious satire by @TheOnion on intervention in #Syria. Says it better than any editorial: http://t.co/NJnyZc…
The Onion hitting the Syrian intervention nail, firmly on the bonce - onion.com/1dnAgG1 - depressingly accurate I'd wager.
RT @jearle: The Onion, of all places, is spot on about intervention in Syria. Bravo. theonion.com/articles/so-wh…
RT @GeorgeMonbiot: Brilliant + serious satire by @TheOnion on intervention in #Syria. Says it better than any editorial: http://t.co/NJnyZc…
move over @max_fisher, this guy has the best handle on events in syria theonion.com/articles/so-wh…
@RowanKaiser In any case, whatever they do will be a catastrophe. It's a lose-lose situation. theonion.com/articles/so-wh…
RT @edmundharris: The Onion explains the Syria problem in a way I can understand. Depressingly. theonion.com/articles/so-wh…
"It’s your move, America. What’s it going to be?" What Bashar al-Assad is thinking this week. onion.com/1dnAgG1
Satire finds the truth quicker than sober analysis. This Onion piece on Syria is horribly bang-on theonion.com/articles/so-wh…
RT @GeorgeMonbiot: Brilliant + serious satire by @TheOnion on intervention in #Syria. Says it better than any editorial: http://t.co/NJnyZc…
RT @GeorgeMonbiot: Brilliant + serious satire by @TheOnion on intervention in #Syria. Says it better than any editorial: http://t.co/NJnyZc…
RT @jearle: The Onion, of all places, is spot on about intervention in Syria. Bravo. theonion.com/articles/so-wh…
Bashar Al-Assad (as interpreted by the Onion) explains what a mess we're in. theonion.com/articles/so-wh…
One of the better pieces of analysis on what the world should do over Syria... from The Onion. theonion.com/articles/so-wh…
RT @finiteattention: Give it up for The Onion, making more sense on Syria than most news media: theonion.com/articles/so-wh… HT @patrickhadfield
RT @isaach: unspeakably good bit from @theonion; an order of magnitude more insightful than most mainstream syria punditry http://t.co/iyIu…
The Onion channels Bashar Al-Assad…and it’s insightful: theonion.com/articles/so-wh…
"I’ve looked at your options, and I’m going to be honest here, I feel for you." Bashar al-Assad, for the @TheOnion theonion.com/articles/so-wh…
Brutal RT @TheOnion: So What’s It Going To Be? | Commentary by Bashar Assad: onion.com/1dnLOsQ
RT @TheOnion: So What’s It Going To Be? | Commentary by Bashar Assad: onion.com/1dnLOsQ
RT @Mosheh: The Onion---of all publications-- captures Obama Syria dilemma with fake Assad oped theonion.com/articles/so-wh…
The Onion---of all publications-- captures Obama Syria dilemma with fake Assad oped theonion.com/articles/so-wh…
RT @fran_collings: Bashar al Assad writes for 'the Onion', he may have a good point or two...sadly. @theonion #syria theonion.com/articles/so-wh…
The Onion nails the Hobson's choice that is the Syria crisis. What's it going to be? theonion.com/articles/so-wh…
The Onion being way too real to be considered satire- So, What’s It Going To Be? onion.com/1dnAgG1 via @TheOnion
"I’ll leave you with this: I am insane" // So, What’s It Going To Be? By Bashar Al-Assad onion.com/1dnAgG1 via @TheOnion
RT @ravisomaiya: Bet this @TheOnion story is not too far from discussions world leaders are having on Syria. natl.re/18lFN8L (via @n…
RT @floresne: Dark, but on point. "So, What’s It Going To Be?" by Bashar Al-Assad onion.com/1dnAgG1 via @TheOnion
RT @weddady: When satire beats reality "@rcallimachi: The Onion, once again, hits really close to home on this Syria parody http://t.co/CJ…
RT @PGourevitch: "So it's your move America. What's it going to be?" @theOnion column "By Bashar Al-Assad." Seriously sinister satire: http…
RT @ravisomaiya: Bet this @TheOnion story is not too far from discussions world leaders are having on Syria. natl.re/18lFN8L (via @n…
RT @nickconfessore: Wow. It really is. RT @jimgeraghty: Hahahaha… er… oh, f***, this Onion parody is creepily accurate: http://t.co/Eh2CP1j…
The Onion has a great opinion piece from "Assad": "I’ll leave you with this: I am insane." goo.gl/p72Rml
Bet this @TheOnion story is not too far from discussions world leaders are having on Syria. natl.re/18lFN8L (via @nickconfessore)
Well this is depressing. The Onion laying out the Syria conundrum -- So, What’s It Going To Be? onion.com/1dnAgG1 via @TheOnion
MT @paulaedwyer: A way-too-frighteningly-real analysis from inside the brain of Syria's Assad, via the Onion: onion.com/1dnBfpI
"So it's your move America. What's it going to be?" @theOnion column "By Bashar Al-Assad." Seriously sinister satire: theonion.com/articles/so-wh…
RT @Ali_Gharib: Assad to US: "I’ve looked at your options, and I’m going to be honest here, I feel for you." theonion.com/articles/so-wh…
RT @tobyharnden: Bashar Assad in @TheOnion: "it's yr move, America...I've looked at yr options, & I’m going to be honest...I feel 4 u" http…
Am I alone in just finding the onion just incredibly comforting in a world of mad, mad op-eds theonion.com/articles/so-wh…
A way-too-frighteningly-real analysis from inside the brain of Syria's Assad, brought to you by the Onion:onion.com/1dnBfpI
RT @nickconfessore: Wow. It really is. RT @jimgeraghty: Hahahaha… er… oh, f***, this Onion parody is creepily accurate: http://t.co/Eh2CP1j…
Wow. It really is. RT @jimgeraghty: Hahahaha… er… oh, f***, this Onion parody is creepily accurate: natl.re/18lFN8L
Hahahaha… er… oh, f***, this Onion parody is creepily accurate: natl.re/18lFN8L
Bashar Assad in @TheOnion: "it's yr move, America...I've looked at yr options, & I’m going to be honest...I feel 4 u" theonion.com/articles/so-wh…
RT @TheOnion: So, What’s It Going To Be? | Commentary By Bashar Al-Assad: onion.com/1dnAqx7
I am not crazy about it either. RT @fmanjoo: I kind of hate the Onion's new effort to forgo being funny. fm4.fm/16Rytnu