Killer Ukrainian dolphins on the loose

justingregg.com — Uh oh - it seems the Ukrainian Navy has a small problem on their hands. After rebooting the Soviet Union's marine mammal program just last year with the goal of teaching dolphins to find underwater mines and kill enemy divers, three of the Ukrainian military's new recruits have gone AWOL.
Killer Ukrainian dolphins on the loose (yes, it's the actual headline). t.co/pnYTW4s7C1 ("Justin Gregg" is no relation, btw)
"@justindgregg Ukrainian military dolphins, trained to kill people, have escaped & are on the loose in the Black Sea" t.co/hR6dDxPvor
RT @junkyardmessiah: So long & thanks for all the jugulars! MT @edyong209: Dolphins trained by Ukr. navy to attack people have escap ...
All I want are killer Ukranian dolphins with pistols strapped to their heads. Is that too much to ask for, people? t.co/hbu5WfRmMv
RT @CharlesFinch: Three killer dolphins, trained by the Ukrainian navy to attack people, have escaped. Nice run we humans had though! h ...
Move over Sharktopus, Ukrainian killer dolphins are legitimately on the loose: t.co/mYYUyHXlcc
@mims @RurikBradbury I'm more nervous about killer dolphins with guns than drones: t.co/DciqIlBXZW
The Ukrainian military trained dolphins to kill, and they just escaped. t.co/nBzTCVsVNc via @edyong
RT @SimonNRicketts: I smell a new Steven Segal movie: "Three dolphins trained to kill by Ukraine's navy have escaped." t.co/gZEs0 ...
RT @SimonNRicketts: I smell a new Steven Segal movie: "Three dolphins trained to kill by Ukraine's navy have escaped." t.co/gZEs0 ...
RT @pourmecoffee: May God have mercy on our souls. MT @edyong209: Dolphins trained by Ukrainian navy to attack people have escaped. http ...
Avoid dolphins with knives or pistols strapped to their heads. Probably not friendly: t.co/4mhqpnomLS
RT @pourmecoffee: May God have mercy on our souls. MT @edyong209: Dolphins trained by Ukrainian navy to attack people have escaped. http ...
Where's early 1980s Joe Dante when you need him? t.co/XbdEnYQG7x
RT @ABWashBureau: Plot of my next novel. RT @edyong209 Three dolphins, trained by the Ukrainian navy to attack people, have escaped. htt ...
Killer Ukrainian dolphins have escaped. No word if they have lasers. t.co/gJVzyvQkh3"
RT @pourmecoffee: May God have mercy on our souls. MT @edyong209: Dolphins trained by Ukrainian navy to attack people have escaped. http ...
RT @edyong209: Three dolphins, trained by the Ukrainian navy to attack people, have escaped. t.co/qwYF3EtUPS HT @justindgregg
RT @edyong209: Three dolphins, trained by the Ukrainian navy to attack people, have escaped. t.co/qwYF3EtUPS HT @justindgregg
Three dolphins, trained by the Ukrainian navy to attack people, have escaped. t.co/qwYF3EtUPS HT @justindgregg