fuse.tv — The best day of 2012 is almost here: June 28, the release date of R. Kelly's soon-to-be timeless memoir Soulacoaster: The Diary Of Me. Besides listening to his entire discography on repeat (2003's Chocolate Factory a few extra times for this gal), the other thing we've been doing to prep for the release is reading and LOLing at the excerpts from the book that have hit the internet.