I know I don't have any talent, and I know all I have is a body, and I am doing my bust exercises. Senior Editor at BuzzFeed. email@example.com
And here is a photo of me from that same night: drunk and showing off my black nail polish. Hi, college. pic.twitter.com/uqupLFhe2d
Here are some notes I took on my hand when I was drunk at a party in 2005. pic.twitter.com/V521stHbU1
@patiokerr Next Tuesday! I'll remind you before then.
@JeffLoveness Don't you dare.
@patiokerr I'm seeing this play!
@RylanDogg Kind of.
@michcoll I don't even know what this means, but I'm upset.
Legit got emotional because one of the contestants crying on Top Model sounds exactly like my late Bichon Frise whimpering.
Had such a lovely dinner with @JarettSays, @HeatherMatarazz, @melanielynskey, and @JasonRitter. I'm not even upset that I'm out after 9 p.m.
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