I know I don't have any talent, and I know all I have is a body, and I am doing my bust exercises. Senior Editor at BuzzFeed. email@example.com
@ShaneSSaunders Love you, silly.
@ShaneSSaunders That's quite presumptuous. And also wrong!
@ShaneSSaunders Are you just going to respond to everything I tweet or post to Facebook with my name? IT WILL LOSE MEANING.
Before the internet, you had to actually do some digging to find out which parties you weren't invited to. Now it's a constant stream.
@johncabrera Not at all. I was actually going to suggest you fight Danny American Gladiators-style. @emilyorley
@johncabrera Duh, John. @emilyorley
@MostlyPregnant @lanyardigan I'm 27 going on 10. And I wish I had a scrappy dog by my side.
@MostlyPregnant @lanyardigan Like the orphan?
Whoa, is that a photo of you with your arm around a celebrity? I can only assume you are best friends who hang out constantly.
I keep feeling like I must have missed an episode of The Leftovers and then I'm like, it doesn't matter nothing matters at all none of it.
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