All of my tweets are handcrafted by adorable South Asian children. Editorial Director @Mashable. Host of #5facts. Co-founder @TheFluffPo. Hubs of @lfmccullough.
@tamar @AlexJamesFitz It's that kinda day.
@AlexJamesFitz That is some messed up shit right there.
Twitter, ladies and gentlemen. RT @AlexJamesFitz: There's a hole in my popcorn bag so I just lost some kernels from my packet
@benjaminhratner Best of the best. @wheezywaiter
Funniest man on YouTube continues to be @wheezywaiter: youtu.be/EMQmut_9M2g
@BAHjournalist So she turns white?
STUDY: 90% of human DNA is crap. mashable.com/2014/07/28/fun…
So @LanceUlanoff's face (printed on a slice of toast) made it to the top of Reddit yesterday. reddit.com/r/funny/commen… pic.twitter.com/cZnLPd4nO1
@DanDotLewis Bookmarked for later! @heyitsfranklin2
RT @heyitsfranklin2: Is @BuzzFeed parodying @ClickHole which is parodying Buzzfeed? buzzfeed.com/ailbhemalone/w… pic.twitter.com/l5F2ls4Nu6
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