First novel, Shot Through the Heart, out now. Second, Nothing but Trouble coming next year! Also columnist for @attitudemag + former Culture Editor, C4 News.
Loving #Infidel musical at Theatre Royal @stratfordeast. Hilarious + makes me want to dress up in a burqa and do my best slut drops :-)
Can anyone explain why I've woken up singing Stomp by Steps?
@wdbrookbond Am quite into the bent blonde screw at the moment. She's hilarious ;-)
Catching up on telly tonight - starting with double bill of #WentworthPrison. Will Jackson has already taken his shirt off. Amazing!
That awful thing when you're sneaking off to get a haircut with dirty bedraggled hair + you bump into someone you fancy....
Writing column for @AttitudeMag on Outside by @GeorgeMichael. Please tweet me your thoughts on song, video + what happened in those toilets!
@AlCoomer It was beautiful my sister. It should appear in all of his films :-)
@AlCoomer How? I loved it! Couldn't take my eyes off screen....
LOVED Gone Girl at cinema last night - rare case of film being better than book? Was gripped even though I knew twist + Ros Pike is amazing!
Is it possible to have a Kettle Chips hangover?
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