First novel, Shot Through the Heart, out now. Second, Nothing but Trouble coming next year! Also columnist for @attitudemag + former Culture Editor, C4 News.
Screaming kids, mobile phones ringing, drunks playing cards. It must be Virgin Trains quiet carriage, with me as one grumpy old man :-(
How lovely to read this article on my sister @jameswharton in today's @IndyOnSunday - makes me very proud! independent.co.uk/news/people/ja…
Oh no! Have woken up singing Stereo Kicks from last night's #xfactor! Does that mean I'm secret fan or Boys of Summer is just great song?
There seems to be some mistake. 80s night has been going for more than an hour and I still haven't heard any Reynolds Girls :-( #xfactor
@Cmacf76 Am hearing you sister ;-)
@mbainesy About to switch over. Thought I'd try and be middle-class for a bit first ;-)
Loving the hot men on #StrictlyComeDancing but some of the female pros look like skanky Eastern European hookers. So low rent!
RT @handsomepratt: Finally got your book @MattCainWriter and it better be child friendly or I'm screwed pic.twitter.com/lh5qADytJ3
@polward86 Thanks! Am pleased about that :-)
@OscardeMuriel A nephew's birthday party. 7 years old...
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