Author of Shuts & Failures http://t.co/oO3pnIYrzY. Writes for @dagblog, @Reuters, @Mcsweeneys, @esquiremag, @forbes, @tNYPress, @lostandfoundshow
RT @TheLincoln: “If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking." - Haruki Murakami
RT @bengreenman: Insane story about Maryland teacher/author punished for fiction set a thousand years in the future m.theatlantic.com/national/archi…
RT @Nathan_Pensky: I feel like people who say they like Taylor Swift are just kidding.
RT @nealpollack: Lobsters! Mysterious, noble ancient creatures of the deep! You have sacrificed your lives and now are on sale for $4.99 at Golden Corral!
RT @parisreview: “Once you have in your bones the fundamental feasibilities of a place, you can imagine there freely.” —John Updike tpr.ly/gCEFwk
RT @nealpollack: I have nude photos of Paula Deen, Janet Reno, Wilford Brimley, and an elderly Tony Curtis after a sponge bath. How much can I get for them?
@BrookingsInst cat got yer tongue?
RT @dmcrawford: "Creativity isn’t a talent. It’s a way of operating.” - John Cleese
@AHMalcolm @ConservCityGirl @hale_razor unless we do have a strategy and it involves making them think we don't.
@elongreen it exposes the truth and the subject has no idea.
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