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RT @parisreview: “Fortunately the world is full of people with information-compulsion who want to tell you their stories.” —Tom Wolfe bit.ly/1rylT8r
RT @parisreview: “I just can’t imagine being in a world and not being fascinated with what ideas are doing to us.” —Ray Bradbury bit.ly/1bPKrwR
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While Obama wastes time bombing Iraq and Syria, our iPhone 6s are bending.
RT @joshtpm: At first I thought Zimmerman was guilty but repeated spousal abuse incidents, threatened killings, general weirdassery does make you wonder.
RT @natashagural: The Brothers Kardashev: anti-spiritual drama examines how humans harness an entire planet's energy, mastering fusion & so…
RT @EarthPix: Hobbiton, New Zealand pic.twitter.com/M8rXtBqKDC
Review of Short Century by @DBGerrard h/t @lostfoundshow @MyNameIsGuzman dagblog.com/short-century-…
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@FedEx is more than a half hour wait to pick up a package that should have been left acceptable to you?
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