Author of Shuts & Failures http://t.co/oO3pnIYrzY. Writes for @dagblog, @Reuters, @Mcsweeneys, @esquiremag, @forbes, @tNYPress, @lostandfoundshow
@elongreen @MeghanMcCain The world breaks everyone and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. -Ernest Hemingway. Oh, wait...
RT @makizdat: @gillyarcht @GammaCounter (from June 16 2013) RT @obk Meanwhile in Kiev, there is a glitch in the Matrix... pic.twitter.com/ZWkJSKZ3Nz
RT @HorribleSanity: Deals with the Devil just aren't what they used to be. RT @wunderkamercast I found you a job. pic.twitter.com/ywxn143irO
RT @MauryCompson: @johnjcook undermines the whole moral justification for killing people
RT @askanyone: New law: If renovation on yr 18 million dollar brownstone is above 1 mill, u get to pay your neighbor's rent for the months it's happening.
RT @jledbetter: GOP Congressman: "The US Chamber [of Commerce] is in the pocket of Communist China." washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-pol…
@massformiller Uh, no it isnt.
RT @FinnishGuru: @DaSerchuk @MichaelMaiello And yet this guy, sunning himself next to piles of trash in Midtown has it all worked out pic.twitter.com/dgiEzrNUyo
RT @DavidMizner: What mistakes have I made in my life that have resulted in my receiving an email from Charlie Crist's wife?
RT @HorribleSanity: Go home, medieval manuscript illustrator, you're drunk. RT @DamienKempf The Trumpetist (@BLMedieval Stowe 17, 14th c) pic.twitter.com/2XphQdTa0N
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