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Freelance Journalist
As seen in:  Reuters, Esquire, Forbes

Author of Shuts & Failures t.co/oO3pnIYrzY. Writes for @dagblog, @Reuters, @Mcsweeneys, @esquiremag, @forbes, @tNYPress, @lostandfoundshow

Your Friend Anaya, The President

zouchmagazine.com — Of course, you never spoke about politics. Anaya liked to gossip with you, though, about the ranchers and what they were buying and if it would amount to more corn sold than last year. This gave him some anecdotal measure of the countryside, where a rebellion would fester, were one to fester.

White Uncollared Crime

dagblog.com — I have a fun party story about a road trip that went through Texas, way too fast, wound up in a kind of high speed pursuit and ended with a very reasonable ticket. The punch-line is that the story would have been tragic had the trooper searched my car.

Manderella - ZOUCH

zouchmagazine.com — Once upon a time, there lived a woman, who after her handsome and kind husband died, married the proudest and meanest man in all the land. She had two sons from a previous marriage who were just as nasty, haughty and smelly as their mother.

Welcome to iWallet

zouchmagazine.com — First, A Video: Welcome to the world of iWallet. Welcome to Lenny. Lenny knows about finances, how to secure your personal information, and how to play the global markets. - "Lenny. It's our anniversary. Can we afford a fancy dinner?" - "Sure. You have it coming. Get the tasting menu with wine pairing.

Why Is Brookings Pushing Scammy Annuity Products?

dagblog.com — On Saturday morning, a Tweet from Brookings caught my eye. It suggested " Longevity Annuities " would be a great solution to the post-pension problem of longevity risk. This is such an unbelievably bad idea that my first thought was that some insurance company had corrupted Brookings.

Reclaiming a Feast of Family, Individualism and Creative Expression (And Finding Calm)

dagblog.com — October is a stressful month for both my husband Mike and me, as each of us is haunted by profound tragedies that occurred in our lives before we met. It doesn't get easier with each passing year, and as October creeps into our lives so do our separate legacies of loss.

The End of QE and the Bret Easton Ellis Era of Monetary Policy

dagblog.com — Second, we now know that central banks are not limited by the zero bound on interest rates. Even as the Fed contemplated tapering its QE program (it began shrinking it in December 2013) the Bank of Japan embarked on its own, in concert with Japan's government.

Review: The Death of Klinghoffer

The Ebola Virus - Save yourself by being a Real American

dagblog.com — Or take vaccines. Today, Big Pharma and its band of paid science monkeys say that multiple diseases and ailments have been wiped out due to childhood vaccines. But important Hollywood people like Rob Schneider - who was in the movie "Jack & Jill" - have stated that vaccines cause autism, mind control and various other ailments.
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Dec 21, 2014

RT @ktbrinkworth: Did you know: 3 out of 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse started out as pretty big Vine celebrities

Dec 20, 2014

@ktbrinkworth wtf us a "vine celebrity"? I mean, if it's not can franc.

Dec 19, 2014

RT @MauryCompson: i told my fat uncle teddy that if he showed his home movies this christmas north korea would hack him. lol. my uncle is on death row.

Dec 18, 2014

RT @elongreen: the reporter took her date back to her apartment & they'd been banging for 30 brutal minutes. "christ," she muttered. "when …

Dec 18, 2014

Wait... North Korean terrorists stopped a Franco-Rogen bomb?

Dec 17, 2014

RT @parisreview: “A writer takes earnest measures to secure his solitude and then finds endless ways to squander it.” —Don DeLillo bit.ly/1fTtjuH

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