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Esquire, ESPN — Esquire Arts Writer and ESPN The Magazine Columnist

Writer for Esquire and ESPN The Magazine; eulogist. Currently reading Which Lie Did I Tell? by William Goldman.

Jul 30, 2014

@LD10: The inside of that beaver head is the filthiest thing I've ever seen, and I grew up in the country.

Jul 30, 2014

I don't know who invented the paint roller, but I owe that blessed individual whole years of my life.

Jul 30, 2014

RT @Daniel_Loxton: @MySecondEmpire I got a good foundational appreciation of that as a shepherd. Best solution a great many problems was to take a smoke break.

Jul 30, 2014

I've mentioned this before, but @Chiareality has two tattoos on his wrists: QUIET and WAIT. The older I get, the better that advice.

Jul 30, 2014

@mcauz56: That felt good. Also, the first time I made out was to Led Zep, so happy memories there. Not the death song, though.

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