Writer for Esquire and ESPN The Magazine; eulogist. Currently reading Wonder Boys by Michael Chabon.
Sepp Blatter is like Lex Luthor if Lex Luthor never had to worry about Superman.
"... we will work vigorously within FIFA in order to root out any misconduct..."—Sepp Blatter, a man who owns no mirrors.
Trying to decide if this means the US will never host another World Cup or will host all the World Cups.