Writer for Esquire and ESPN The Magazine; eulogist. Currently reading Silver Screen Fiend by @pattonoswalt.
Claps, ranked: 1. Standing ovation 2. Warm applause 3. Slow 4. Golf 5. Herpes
How's that for career advice? "Be the one standing there when someone important shrugs and says, Eff it, him, I guess." GENIUS.
The older I get, the more I realize success is convincing the right person to lose his or her mind and take an unjustified chance on you.