Writer for Esquire and ESPN The Magazine; eulogist. Currently reading Silver Screen Fiend by @pattonoswalt.

Bruce Jenner Olympic Athlete

esquire.com — Photo: At the Jenner manse in Hidden Hills, California, as Kylie, left, and Kendall are being shot for the new season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.] Published in the June/July 2012 issue Fathers suffer a curse, and Bruce Jenner knows this curse better than most: The day you become a father, you stop being who you were.

Louisville Player Steals Home to Win the Game

Conor McGregor Doesn't Believe in Death

esquire.com — Most of the time, Conor McGregor wins fights with his fists. He has won once with elbow strikes, and he has won once by submission. But the other fifteen times he has professionally beaten another man bloody-most recently Dennis Siver, whom he picked apart in Boston in January-it has been with his hands.

How ISS Expedition 43 Gets Ready for Spaceflight

popularmechanics.com — The astronauts had a busy few days leading up to this afternoon's launch, including being blessed by priests and getting dapper haircuts

This is How We Go to Mars

esquire.com — In March, Scott Kelly will bring us one step closer to Mars by spending an uninterrupted year on the International Space Station. Click here to read "Away," a premium feature by Chris Jones on Kelly's ambitious mission. Astronaut Scott Kelly and I were standing next to the train tracks at the Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstan.

Scott Kelly Mission to Space

esquire.com — At 3:42 EDT Friday afternoon-in the middle of the cold Kazakhstan night-astronaut Scott Kelly and cosmonaut Mikhail Kornienko will be launched aboard a Soyuz rocket at the Baikonur Cosmodrone to begin the most ambitious manned space mission in decades.

Carrot Top Profile Extras

esquire.com — Yesterday we published contributing writer Chris Jones' entertaining account of his hangout in Vegas with Scott Thompson, a.k.a. the comedian doing (big) business as Carrot Top.

Carrot Top Quotes - Carrot Top Interview

esquire.com — Tonight is Wednesday night in Las Vegas, which means Scott Thompson has to become Carrot Top a little earlier than he does most nights. He has Tuesdays off, so yesterday he didn't have to be Carrot Top at all if he didn't want to be, except he left the serenity of his house to have lunch with his friend Nicolas Cage, who was wearing a white leather suit.

Randy Quaid Interview - Randy Quaid Arrest in Canada with Wife Evi - Esquire

esquire.com — The day begins for Randy and Evi Quaid inside Hearing Room 1 at the Immigration and Refugee Board. The room is windowless. There is a small clock on one wall. It's a few minutes after ten. A Canadian flag hangs in the corner, a coat of arms mounted beside it.

Flight Arrivals - Family Memories at Airport Arrival Gate - Esquire

esquire.com — These days, it's the one place at the airport where you can find what you've lost. So put on your headphones, start watching, and get to smiling again. By Chris Jones More from this author I was on a bit of a bad run a little while ago, mostly because I'd grown to hate people and airports, people in airports most of all.
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Apr 26, 2015

I dislocated my left shoulder a year ago. It's just starting to feel normal. Luckily Kevin Love isn't a chubby writer guy. Still. Ouch.

Apr 25, 2015

It says something lovely about the Premiership when Burnley is in it. That's a heartbreaking result.

Apr 24, 2015

I hope Bruce Jenner is happy. Had the feeling he wasn't when we met three years ago: esquire.com/news-politics/…

Apr 24, 2015

@Greg_Cameron: I'm going nine years an inning now. (81 for a nine-inning game.) Used to be eight in olden times. (1998.)

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