Writer for Esquire and ESPN The Magazine; eulogist. Currently reading One Summer by Bill Bryson.
@KelleyBFrench: Depends how drunk you get me in Romania.
That was the worst sequel since Anchorman 2.
@TravisSouders: Oh my God. I can't breathe. Gompers put me over the edge.
I'd read an anthology of physical descriptions of Hunter Pence.
@iamseanbrady: Ha! Maybe when the story comes out. December's Esquire.
@iamseanbrady: It's 90 percent strikethroughs. Each one is a little lesson. I don't know why I can't see it when I write it.
@RaeSMac1: Thanks for reading, and for the kind words. We're going to get along fine.
@briankoppelman: Stand by for about 10,000 tweets.
@RaeSMac1: I am small-town folk. I just kept trying to picture tigers running through my town and how I'd feel about it.
@timothyhorgan: Like a one-man band at a wedding.
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