Oh, RadioShack, spurned by shoppers, loathed by investors, mocked ( mocked, mocked) and teetering on bankruptcy. But that's not my RadioShack. Or the legacy I'll embrace. Sure, today's ubiquitous stores are bursting with cheap burner phones, generic chargers, knock-off robotic toys, and every nearly forgotten thing from media's pre-digital age.
Today, a senior ISIS Public Retaliations Officer and the organisation's Chief Torturer Abu-Hassan bin-harem announced that a new kind of warfare may soon be on our hands. "We have recently obtained a new type of weapon. Our Long-Acoustic Range Device (LARD) is capable of damage beyond anyone's wildest imagination."
A feast for the eyes as well as the palate, mastering the art of eating in Japan takes some practice. Earn your seafood stripes in Tokyo's famous Tsukiji Market, move on to the city's coolest sushi spots, then kick back with some ritual kaiseki cuisine, while admiring views of nearby Mount Fuji.