'One day you're the cock of the walk, the next a feather duster.'

PIERS MORGAN: Ten reasons why the Trump Train's given the cocky, lazy, PC-crazed Washington elite the spanking it deserves- and left Hillary shaking in her Goldman-financed boots | Daily Mail Online

PIERS MORGAN: Ten reasons why the Trump Train's given the cocky, lazy, PC-crazed Washington elite the spanking it deserves- and left Hillary shaking in her Goldman-financed boots | Daily Mail Online
dailymail.co.uk — A massive, highly-toxic locomotive roars out of control, threatening to cause devastating havoc. To start with, nobody takes the threat seriously; it's deemed a 'coaster' that can be easily stopped. But by the time the rescue team catches up with it, the train's running on full power and has accelerated to maximum speed.

Genocide of the brain, the vile word that will not die and why Obama deserves better than to be called n***** by anyone

Genocide of the brain, the vile word that will not die and why Obama deserves better than to be called n***** by anyone
dailymail.co.uk — But I knew about it the moment I woke up and saw a tweet from singer John Legend saying: 'Piers Morgan's next troll piece just wrote itself'. Now, I like Mr Legend, even if you have to be slightly wary of anyone who changes their surname from 'Stephens' to 'Legend'.

When it comes to the women’s card, Donald holds all the Trumps. He knows What Women Want, and it isn’t Hillary

When it comes to the women’s card, Donald holds all the Trumps. He knows What Women Want, and it isn’t Hillary
dailymail.co.uk — He smirked. 'I think there is a certain truth to that, yes. Put it this way, I've never had any complaints. A lot of it is down to The Look. It doesn't mean you have to look like Cary Grant, it means you have to have a certain way about you, a stature.

Jay-Z’s not the only one who needs to be nervous about Beyonce, the born-again-black woman with a political mission

Jay-Z’s not the only one who needs to be nervous about Beyonce, the born-again-black woman with a political mission
dailymail.co.uk — The cynic is me believes it's rarely done for genuine reasons but for strictly commercial ones. Whether it's Oscar-winners preaching from the Academy Awards pulpit or Madonna seizing the best-looking babies from African orphanages, it always looks and sounds like they're using a 'good cause' as a fashion accessory.

PIERS MORGAN: Don’t weep for the Artist Forever Known As Prince because his genius will never age, his music will never date and that’s exactly how he wanted it | Daily Mail Online

PIERS MORGAN: Don’t weep for the Artist Forever Known As Prince because his genius will never age, his music will never date and that’s exactly how he wanted it | Daily Mail Online
dailymail.co.uk — 'I had a massive ego when I was young,' Prince once admitted, 'MASSIVE. But that's not such a bad thing. Because at least you're aspiring to be something, you consider yourself great because you want to be great.' Prince, who died aged just 57 yesterday, was truly great.

PIERS MORGAN: If Trump is a raging King Don then Clinton is that scary, cold-blooded monster, Hill-Zilla. And right now my money's on the hairy beast

PIERS MORGAN: If Trump is a raging King Don then Clinton is that scary, cold-blooded monster, Hill-Zilla. And right now my money's on the hairy beast
dailymail.co.uk — There's a new movie currently in the works at Warner Brothers which will pitch two legendary monsters against each other: King Kong and Godzilla. King Kong, of course, was a gigantic, snorting, chest-beating gorilla which never felt a single shred of empathy for anyone in its life and was viewed, depending on who you ask, as either a rampaging monster or an anti-hero.

Kobe Bryant wasn’t the greatest but last night he reminded us why he's the gutsiest, PIERS MORGAN writes

Kobe Bryant wasn’t the greatest but last night he reminded us why he's the gutsiest, PIERS MORGAN writes
dailymail.co.uk — He played for the LA Lakers against the LA Clippers, and frankly, he sucked. He scored just six points from two successful shots in 12 during a 103-81 drubbing at the hands of their old city rivals. All the Lakers sucked.

PIERS MORGAN: The sight of Kate and William feeding a baby rhino may be cute but when you consider that there are two stuffed ones sitting in Sandringham the hypocrisy makes my stomach churn | Daily Mail Online

PIERS MORGAN: The sight of Kate and William feeding a baby rhino may be cute but when you consider that there are two stuffed ones sitting in Sandringham the hypocrisy makes my stomach churn | Daily Mail Online
dailymail.co.uk — The kind that make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, giggling with joy as they fed a baby rhinoceros and elephant calf today on their trip to an Indian animal sanctuary.

PIERS MORGAN: Donald Trump and Ted Cruz may both sound equally crazy

PIERS MORGAN: Donald Trump and Ted Cruz may both sound equally crazy
dailymail.co.uk — I've never forgotten that glowing tribute to the Republican presidential candidate - who won a big victory in the Wisconsin Primary last night - from one of America's most famous and eminent lawyers, Alan Dershowitz. Mainly because Dershowitz is a diehard liberal, so would instinctively disagree with almost every word that comes out of Cruz's mouth.

Corey Lewandowski 'assaulting' Michelle Fields video is ridiculous writes PIERS MORGAN

Corey Lewandowski 'assaulting' Michelle Fields video is ridiculous writes PIERS MORGAN
dailymail.co.uk — My assailant was a man named Jeremy Clarkson, then presenter of global TV car show Top Gear. He was severely intoxicated and very, very angry at a story about his personal life which had appeared in the newspaper I ran at the time.
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