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@zzzzaaaacccchhh @SaraMorrison Loser here! How can I help you?
We are living in the worst year ever for botched lethal injections. bit.ly/1z7KkLG
This @WSJ story on 1-cent items at Staples is weird and can’t be explained in a tweet. on.wsj.com/1z7HJkP
@zzzzaaaacccchhh We secretly rule the world. But let’s keep that under wraps.
@zzzzaaaacccchhh But I must thank you for considering an MFA a legitimate degree. You’re the first. (Btw, it’s not.)
@zzzzaaaacccchhh The infographic says "college." College awards bachelor’s degrees. You should fix your cutline.
This pie chart of @tnr degrees is wrong. I attended "college" at Wes, not Columbia. @zzzzaaaacccchhh twitpic.com/e8t7cd
And lands on his feet. bit.ly/1A7d1K3
Dutch journalist visits MH17 crash site, is told, "You want to know what happened to the plane? Shit happens." bit.ly/1r8RdI8
Dogs get jealous, too—especially of stuffed toy dogs. bit.ly/1nVgz8s How dumb are these animals?
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