Media columnist, Advertising Age. I tweet what I'm reading (if it's interesting).
RT @badbanana: I would rather have a note attached to a brick and thrown through my window than be included in a group text.
@SusanMcLeod @adage Thank you!
RT @badbanana: Scotland should break away and join the Big Ten. I doubt they know how to play American football, so they should fit right in.
RT @alexjmann: Your relationship is over the moment you get a side hug.
RT @comScore: This made us laugh :) Apparently the Pumpkin-Spice iPhone 6 Is Already Sold Out: cmsc.re/BBf92 (via @adage @simondumenco)
A Justin Bieber removal tool j.mp/1oYbRJ1
@Charisse27 @adage Aw, thank you!
@joshsternberg Meant to send you a heads-up; thanks for noticing first!
@msjconnolly @barrycunningham Oh, you two! Stop!
@barrycunningham @msjconnolly Thank you!
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