Executive Editor, Digiday. Tiny dancer. Made of shame and whiskey. (Views expressed herein barely reflect my own, much less those of my employer.)
Photo: Worst. Stoop. Sale. Ever. (at South Slope, Brooklyn) tmblr.co/Z7MGby1M7s2w6
@themarkberman my "jokes" -- such as they are -- are for the world!
@themarkberman ok i'm dead now.
@themarkberman @darth Bloombert suffers from acute synesthesia. For him, hot jazz tastes like cheeseburgers.
@themarkberman @darth important detail: Bloombert still wears his wedding ring. 23 years after his wife walked out on him.
@SophieCLaplante i do. with one eye open.
@SophieCLaplante this has gotten dark! Bloombert still wears his wedding ring, 23 years after his wife walked out on him
poor journos RT @ChristopherJM: It's been a long day for journalists chasing the #MH17 black box. After midnight now. pic.twitter.com/XvvEm6kXGf
RT @daveberry_tweet: I could've sworn I saw...No,no it's nothing pic.twitter.com/ptvQA0uw0J
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