Executive Editor, Digiday. Tiny dancer. Made of shame and whiskey. (Views expressed herein barely reflect my own, much less those of my employer.)
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remember the Polar Vortex? I STILL DON'T MISS IT.
@ze_t that was a new one!
i don't know. too busy not using Jelly. RT @ze_t: @slarkpope wha ... what is quora?
@Schwindter too far? always with the too far with me.
@Schwindter haha. sure. i'll also take the Singing Braikman or Braikdace, Electric Boogie. Newsbraiker if you're nasty.
lol at everyone who follows me on quora, pinterest and goodreads.
self-loathing and quiet terror. RT @TheJeanMartha: I have a bucket full of hairy porcupine quills, what do you have? instagram.com/p/sdU47ciOtU/
RT @tminsberg: Thank you, @amandahess: "When hackers steal credit card information, the public isn't blamed for daring to shop." slate.me/1uuYiEC
i have never agreed with anything more in my entire life. RT @biggayicecream: PANTS ARE TOTAL BULLSHIT.
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