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Second best description of a pitcher ever: Mitch Williams on Rick Sutcliffe, who he said pitches "like he's sitting in a lawn chair."
Mark Grace once said of Mitch Williams: he "pitches like his hair's on fire." Pretty good writing advice, too, or any other human endeavor.