Stuart Heritage

TV Writer, Guardian

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Guardian. LUVandHAT. Other stuff. Supposedly a book. Full of pizzazz and cocky zeal.

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The Apprentice has ended but I HAVE ALREADY RECAPPED THE APPRENTICE. Read it here, please: blogs.virginmedia.com/tvradio/blogs/…

The Apprentice 2013: Episode 4 review

blogs.virginmedia.com — Designing flatpack furniture. In an Apprentice first, the boys created a product that wasn't obviously dangerous and crap. The girls just put some wheels on a box, though, which is much more like it. Sophie was fired. I just had to look her name up. She probably won't be missed.
I'm pleased Neil hasn't been sacked. When Alan Sugar says 'Neil' he sounds like a little race car.
Your milkshake puns bring all the boys to the brink of suicide, Twitter
"I'm the bad buffalo" isn't trending. Sometimes I wonder what Twitter is even for.
If there was a cheese on toast shop near where I live, I would go there SIX TIMES A DAY

Gif, also known as Jif

guardian.co.uk — Name: Gif. Age: 26. Appearance: A cat falling into a toilet, for ever. Why are we talking about Gifs? Is one trending on Twitter? Is it a girl bouncing on a trampoline without a bra again? Nope, it's the inventor of the Gif, Steven Wilhite.
@ali_roberts87 Aw, thanks. It'd be funnier if it wasn't all true...
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