Tell me a story, preferably about Oreos and/or whiskey. Also, I'm sweet yet musky.
@samthielman I will end* you.
You referring to me here? RT @samthielman: People I don't like are filled with hate, but I tolerate them because I'm a great guy.
Is Cinnabon rappin' now? RT @digimatized: NSFW RT @Cinnabon: Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Imma rollin that Bon
Got every pan in here...
RT @adweekemma: I'm pretty sure that 40% of those "personalized" Cokes say "Jess."
Pretty sure @KevinSpacey is trying to take over the world. adweek.it/1rHaPEp ow.ly/i/6jBov
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RT @KaneZipperman: Are they "haters" or are they "people who noticed that you're an asshole"?
RT @daweiner: @samir Ok, that cracked me up.
Fancy cocktails. @ The Standard Rooftop Bar instagram.com/p/qk0b0VQVeA/
RT @cwarzel: casting calls are terrible gawker.com/straight-outta…
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