Brett Dykes

Woman, 47, Faces Domestic Violence Rap For Clobbering Guy In Head With Garden Gnome

thesmokinggun.com — A Florida woman is facing a domestic battery charge after allegedly smashing a male acquaintance in the head with a garden gnome, police report. Lisa Buckley, 47, began yelling at the victim upon ret

DJ Khaled Won Instagram This Week

uproxx.com — Attention all of you people out there who are trying hard to be good at Instagram: just give it up and go back to posting dimly lit photos of the fried frog legs you had at dinner the other night, because DJ Khaled - the man perhaps most famous for randomly yelling "DJ KHALED" in tracks that feature him - is just better at Instagram than you are.

How To Attend a Funeral

medium.com — You do not sit in the front row. That is for family. You find an inconspicuous place towards the back. And you hope you aren't noticed. You hope the family doesn't see you. You hope the new husband doesn't mind. And you sit there quietly. And you remember the last time you saw her.

Here's The Daft Punk/Mad Men Mashup You've Been Waiting For

uproxx.com — You can tell a holiday weekend is right around the corner because people are dicking off left and right making videos like the Daft Punk/Soul Train mashup we posted earlier. And now this: video of Ken Cosgrove dancing on Sunday's bizarre episode of Mad Men - which by the way is starting to make a little more sense - set to Daft Punk's "Doin' It Right."

Okay ... But What If Pete Campbell Gets Eaten By A Bear?

uproxx.com — I get why Pete Campbell is important to Mad Men. I do. I know that by having a greedy, immoral little turd hanging around the office, it gives the show the opportunity to do bad, bad things, and in the process let a deeply flawed character like Don Draper put on the white hat every now and then.