Writer, @mental_floss contributing editor. My first book, Save the Date, is out now from Penguin/Riverhead. Photo by Sarah Shatz.
susan miller told me to buy more workout clothes this month.
i feel like, more generally, the impending threat of disloyalty has its rewards
does loyalty have its rewards? does it, REALLY?
for some reason my phone company gave me a $100 credit on my phone bill this month and instead of enjoying the moment i feel VERY SUSPICIOUS
"It was the sort of 1:50 that felt like 5 p.m."