Writer, @mental_floss contributing editor. My first book, Save the Date, is out now from Penguin/Riverhead. Photo by Sarah Shatz.
Too Tired to Lift Coffee Mug to Lips: A Tragedy
The other weird thing about this book club was it was held above a beach on ledges about 50 feet up and people had to jump down afterward.
I dreamed I attended book club but as in real life, I hadn't read the book.
Commercials should not be allowed to include the sound of an incoming text. Bc this paint commercial that does that gets me every damn time.
I came, I saw, I trudged home and passed out on the couch with the tv on.
I don't WANT pizza so much as I actually REQUIRE it.
If a guy isn't riding his unicycle somewhere it's not Brooklyn