Writer, @mental_floss contributing editor. My first book, Save the Date, is out now from Penguin/Riverhead. Photo by Sarah Shatz. jen(at)mentalfloss(dot)com
True story: people don't like it if you keep opening the bathroom door to tell them things
5-word tragedy: the rose had gone bad
"That's not as many as Kim kardashian"
Parents in town, dad asking me how many followers each politician has on Twitter.
Guy wearing the American flag tank today you are the most patriotic walk of shame
Freedom from deadlines day
Beach thoughts: why does everyone lie facing the water instead of away from it?