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of course, if your blizzard paramour has a washer dryer that is a different story
or use dirty laundry as an insulator in case all heat fails and things get apocalyptic, plus it could help keep ppl away from me
my greatest blizzard dilemma, though, is that i failed to take my laundry and do i take it TODAY and not get it back til post-blizz...
this is why those in the know only hook up in the most pristine weather conditions and when all subway lines are go / don't be an amateur
Beware the danger of the blizzard bf/gf: They remain at your house 24 hours later & you can't get them to leave b/c there is no way to leave