Writer, @mental_floss contributing editor. My first book, Save the Date, is out now from Penguin/Riverhead. Photo by Sarah Shatz. jen(at)mentalfloss(dot)com
Subway busker playing "April, come she will," I think I love you.
Not to brag, but I'm the kind of iconoclastic rebel who drinks breakfast blend coffee at 4 pm.
A woman on the subway pointed at my boots and grimaced, which means a) they are dirty b) she covets them c) there is a rat crawling on them
Dear publicists, I do not own a radar. Please remedy.
Today's band name: Yoga Mat Coffee Spill