Writer, @mental_floss contributing editor. My first book, Save the Date, is out now from Penguin/Riverhead. Photo by Sarah Shatz. jen(at)mentalfloss(dot)com
i did not see that coming
OH GOD TOMORROW IS TUESDAY
I Set Up a Bromance and They Actually Like Each Other More than Me: True Hollywood Story
Imagine all the tweets you read being said in the voices you know tweeted them. Just my favorite game right now.
I told them Mercury was in retrograde. "Does this mean I have no control over anything in my life?" Um. Well.
"I polished off the bottle of Jameson" (oh, honey)
Overheard at the bar: "this week sucked. Life sucked. My friends sucked. Everything sucked." (Should I tell him Mercury is in retrograde?)