Writer, @mental_floss contributing editor. My first book, Save the Date, is out now from Penguin/Riverhead. Photo by Sarah Shatz.
THAT is how Joey should have gotten his own show.
Freak yourself out by imagining Friends on Tinder.
On the plus side, there's a little girl with a great mullet in this doctor's office walking around with a huge sticker stuck to her face.
Also, being told what to do.
This is my personal hell, apparently. Pointless paperwork and bad time management.
Hell is filling out forms at the doctor's office that you've filled out on each your previous 19 visits but have to do again b/c they say so
today in texts: "i dreamt last night that i married george clooney! turns out the amal wedding was just a cover and he'd always loved me!"