Writer, @mental_floss contributing editor. My first book, Save the Date, is out now from Penguin/Riverhead. Photo by Sarah Shatz.
Why did no one tell me there was a terrible song called "I can't stop drinking about you"?
Somewhere in America, the girl holding the phone drops it on her face and says "ow."
♬ one of these days i'm gonna clean out my closet but it won't be today no it won't be today ♬ (repeats)
i wonder if i can get paid for that.
Job i think i'm suited for: "Internet's Groundhog." I pop my head up now & again & say when the temp's nice, & when to go back in the hole