...Alex Trebek: "Welcome to 'Jeopardy!' Let's meet our first contestant, Nazareth police Chief Thomas Trachta."
Chief Trachta: "Hey, who put these Fire Trachta stickers all over my podium?"
Alex: "Ha! We just thought we'd have a little fun with your embarrassingly bogus littering case against critics who put FT stickers around town. We knew you'd be a good sport about it."
Chief: "If you were in Nazareth, I'd have you in cuffs."
Alex: "Suck it up, Cupcake. Let's move on to our next contestant, Saucon Valley Education Association attorney Andrew Muir. It says here that you have a reputation for...