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Aaron Goldfarb

Brooklyn, NY
Freelance Writer and Author — Esquire, Freelance

Author, THE GUIDE FOR A SINGLE MAN/WOMAN and others (amazon.com/author/aarongo). Writer for @EsquireMag, @PUNCH_drink, etc. Craft beer, bourbon, 'Cuse hoops.

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Aaron Goldfarb is the author of the 2010 satirical novel "How to Fail: The Self-Hurt Guide," the world's first self-hurt guide. He has written a short story collection about "the sexes, sex, and sexiness in New York" called "The Cheat Sheet" as well as a book of drinking essays called "Drunk Dri...

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@aarongoldfarb — 12,679 followers, 9,436 tweets

Jun 23, 2017

I feel like the worst thing about becoming famous is that you have to then start attending fashion shows.

Jun 21, 2017

RT @WildTurkey: Looks like we should’ve kept some for ourselves instead of just drinking it all.  http://bit.ly/2rVJH9u 

Jun 21, 2017

@peterknox You'll need San Junipero to cleanse your palate then! Probably the sweetest Black Mirror episode.

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What does it mean to be a journalist?

It means people are giving me more respect than I probably deserve. I prefer to just be called a: writer.

What tools and software do you use to do your job?

A Macbook. The Simon & Garfunkel Pandora station. Sometimes a glass of beer.

Did you work for your high school newspaper? If so, what did you do there?