Author, THE GUIDE FOR A SINGLE MAN/WOMAN and others ( Writer for @EsquireMag, @PUNCH_drink, etc. Craft beer, bourbon, 'Cuse hoops.

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Aaron Goldfarb is the author of the 2010 satirical novel "How to Fail: The Self-Hurt Guide," the world's first self-hurt guide. He has written a short story collection about "the sexes, sex, and sexiness in New York" called "The Cheat Sheet" as well as a book of drinking essays called "Drunk Dri...

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@gustatoryonline @Bourbonrcom You can't do worse than me. I thought a sample was aged rum when I did it!
RT @punch_drink: When did Cantillon become a black market darling for beer geeks? @aarongoldfarb goes back to the year this Belgian… 
@antonazucar Don't wanna end up kissing Nat King Cole over here.
@NunesMagician I wonder if Anish has figured out that Battle is in the game yet.
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What does it mean to be a journalist?

It means people are giving me more respect than I probably deserve. I prefer to just be called a: writer.

What tools and software do you use to do your job?

A Macbook. The Simon & Garfunkel Pandora station. Sometimes a glass of beer.

Did you work for your high school newspaper? If so, what did you do there?