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@abbeyschubert — 156 followers, 440 tweets

Jul 24, 2017

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully or write poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. That's how I get my kicks.

Jul 24, 2017

Where's the facebook check-in feature that allows me to mark myself "safe" in the midst of Brooklyn's rabid squirrel attacks

Jul 24, 2017

in honor of the heartbreaking news that Microsoft is killing off Paint, here is a goth Dora i made with Paint on March 25, 2009

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