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@abbeyschubert — 156 followers, 440 tweets

Jul 24, 2017

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully or write poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. That's how I get my kicks. https://t.co/T9YSy7OSrx

Jul 24, 2017

Where's the facebook check-in feature that allows me to mark myself "safe" in the midst of Brooklyn's rabid squirrel attacks https://t.co/vqqCFVabXl

Jul 24, 2017

in honor of the heartbreaking news that Microsoft is killing off Paint, here is a goth Dora i made with Paint on March 25, 2009 https://t.co/MHzhrj3k4Z

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