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@abbeyschubert — 125 followers, 390 tweets

Jun 21, 2017

thank god we finally got a "naked person holding a spoon" emoji, i've been begging for it for years https://t.co/j3Ag2BkJcP

Jun 21, 2017

RT @MarloMeekins: Jared Kushner licks and adheres a fresh set of brown M&Ms® to his approx eye-area. "Eyes", he claims, defensively, to a s…

Jun 19, 2017

except i don't SWALLOW them because i'm not a BARBARIAN

Jun 19, 2017

chewing my fourth piece of gum for the day and i feel like sean spicer :(

Jun 19, 2017

unfriendly reminder that trump deleted the Office of National AIDS Policy website the day he took office  https://mic.com/articles/180298/6-members-of-trumps-hivaids-advisory-board-resign#.MovOzCAEp 

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